What is this man saying to himself??????

I can tell you what i'm thinking now:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Thank god i was wearing boxers" :rofl:

 

but that's not what anyone else is thinking so...

 

 

 

 

 

LET THE RECTAL JOKES INSUE.......

"If I push a little harder I'm sure i can strain it through!"

Hubbie says "Damn, I don't think those curried prunes were such a good idea last night"

 

or how about

 

I knew I should have put some lights on that invisible monocycle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry but it just had to be done :x: :x:

Have you lot never seen break dancing before? :rofl:

3-2-1 lift off :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It takes some skill to get up from crossed leg position in flip flops when you're 6'5" :D

"Little bit more choke, I'm sure I can get it to start!"

Who moved that furkin chair

what chair? ;)

If I hold my arms out like, oh thats it now, oh I might be able, to, balance, oh shit

"maybe if I spray my car with eau de toillete for men, they won't think it's gay"

just a bit moor auto glym should do it

ok who got the dj to play the fookin birdie song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's either saying

i'm sure this is how you do the rowing boat song

or

if i hide here they wont chuck me in the pool

or

duck!!!!!!!! fook pk's coming i'm not feeding him tonight

" I better not sit down yet its running down my legs, i'll wait till it hardens up a bit "

ok, help guys , why do i have have to get this close for my alarm to work ??

that bird near that car i can see right up her skirt with the reflection from my nice shiny Z!

pmsl :rofl: is this still going???

I wonder how much T-CUT its going to take to get that colour out

:x:

oooo that's low :rant: :rofl:

Damsons,Damsons I'm sick of ferkin Damsons.Now I'm fartin em. :) to the tune of " Purple Haz" by Bob Marley.Why oh why did I not get it sprayed red like the straight guys. :bow: Trouble with that though is I have all ready ordered me shoes and handbag to match :dance: :dance: :dance:

If I stand like this and look at my reflection I look gorgeous! :rofl:

Damsons,Damsons I'm sick of ferkin Damsons.Now I'm fartin em. :) to the tune of " Purple Haz" by Bob Marley.Why oh why did I not get it sprayed red like the straight guys. :bow: Trouble with that though is I have all ready ordered me shoes and handbag to match :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

 

People holding the 2006 uncle ben award have no right to have a go at the colour of my car :rofl: :dance:

'If I hold this pose long enough those girls will realize how flexible I am'