flying round wythall the other night(southside of Birmingham)cut these coppers up who was pulling out of a culdesac,pulled me over up the road this gorgeous policebird got out of the car asked why she pulled me over i said because you would like my address and you dont really see these cars standing still,talked about the car for about ten mins let me off and said dont try to drive to hard the rest of the way home,I tell you what im glad i was driving an auto the rest of the way home?

Aye. That was good, you lucky man. Hehehe

I have been pulled over once. I appently went round a corner too fast. I wasnt breaking the limit, I was doing 20, it was night and they where 100 yards behind me, so how can they tell that.

I was asked, "Didnt you feel your car sliding towards the barrier?"

I thought it was a trick question. Cos if I said yes, and I didnt because I held very well round the corner and I could have gone faster, I whould have got an ear full of I could have crashed.

If I said NO, I didnt feel it sliding, I would have got the so you think you are the king of the road attiude.

So used my right to be silent. Hehehe.

 

I hate it when they say "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I want to do that Liar Liar thing, "Depends on how long you have been following me."

 

Stuart

another one is if your driving a bit too fast and you can see the coppers in your mirror coming towards you just pull the handbrake a couple of clicks this will slow you down without your brake lights coming on,and if they do pull you over and say how fast you was going just say i was to busy concentrateing on the road usually works

"Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?"

"Why? Don't you?"

 

Why do their job for them.

I dont believe that sorry, there is not a hot looking copper anywhere in the world

And pulling your handbrake up to slow down would A : Spin you around and im sure they owudl be inpressed by that and B: It can tbe good for your handbrake can it?

How about this then.... 2 summers ago, I was driving around in a Nissan pick up. Now due to the exhaust having the baffles blown out of it it was really fookin' loud!! So we are waiting a couple of days for the rear section to come into stock at the local exhaust dealer, and meanwhile I have to drive the thing!

 

On the M5, southbound J3 exit, me in centre lane, need to get off. Cop range rover in slow lane doing 50 so I TRICKLE past him on shut throttle but still sounding like a tank!! Move into left lane and exit M5 and what do you know? Porky pig follows me!! Stop at the island and then accelerate away so slowly it's painful. Not speeding at all, get onto A456 and geezer switches on blues & twos. I pull over ASAP. I then have to have a seat in air-conditioned Range Rover, and he proceeds to tell me he tried for ages around the island to get my attention, lights, sirens the lot!!! What a fookin' liar!!!! But what could I say??? Him copper with big truncheon. Not wanting wood up my poop shute I kept shtum!!

 

Anyway, I got a producer, and from that day on, I swore I would get a car with air-con, so I bought a Z!!!!! No more swealtering in hot cars for me!!

 

Some good cops, some bad cops.

 

RCD

 

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