was chatting to the mother in law about my weddiing next year and she said this

 

"ive invited a few ectra people to the wedding"

"oh right, how many and who?

"family members, about 33 people in all"

"33.......people??"

"yea thats not a prob is it?"

"errrr corse not :(

 

teresa (other half)'s auntys are flying in from hongkong and canada

 

should be fun with half of them i have not met and some not even speaking english

 

her mum has told EVERY1 about our wedding

 

dont u love mother in laws :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

mine is more fun than blokey, every time i go round she gets me plastered on white wine lol!!

I have a great mother in law,

She has a good job,

Test pilot in a broom factory

give mine up when i got divorced oh i miss her ........NOT LOL

Just get lashed up and say: "Who the **** are you?" to anyone you don't recognise.

 

It worked for me.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, to be honest I didn't say that. I just kissed 4rse and said: "Oh hello aunty-so-and-so, you look great, thank you so much for coming, your Trevor looks very well too. Yes the weather is holding out well and the venue's really working out. And oh yes, the staff ARE really nice." etc etc etc

 

But I was thinking: "Who the **** are you?". And: "It'll probably **** it down in a minute".

 

Anything for an easy life.

Also, I was at a wedding recently where half the family were from Hong Kong.

 

There was loads of inscrutible old woman and men in sort of purple dressing gowns.

I thought if it all kicked off they'd have been flying everywhere and doing all that Jackie Chan stuff and it'd have looked like something out of "Crouching Tiger". But it didn't.

it should be fun with over 40 chinese people at my wedding :)

 

been with the missus 6 years and my family has never met hers LMAO

my mother in law tried that one on us and we told her to go away nicely as it was our wedding not hers and we wanted to keep it under 50 people.

Love mine She's great even if she is a little posh. I think I was a bit of a suprize to her but I'm very lucky, she's a lovely warm hearted soul.

cant really say no, she is picking the bill up for the wedding

 

hahaha

 

teresa wants her family there anyway so i have no choice lol

Get em to bring the goodies over with em Dump valves, turbos, body kits etc anything you can think of, otherwise they aint coming!!

was chatting to the mother in law about my weddiing next year and she said this

 

"ive invited a few ectra people to the wedding"

"oh right, how many and who?

"family members, about 33 people in all"

"33.......people??"

"yea thats not a prob is it?"

"errrr corse not :(

 

teresa (other half)'s auntys are flying in from hongkong and canada

 

should be fun with half of them i have not met and some not even speaking english

 

her mum has told EVERY1 about our wedding

 

dont u love mother in laws :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

I remember my wedding day, like it was yesterday............. And yesterday was a real shitty day as well!! :D

 

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my mother-in-law up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".

 

 

Q: What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law??

 

A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My mother-in-law is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

 

 

Q: What do you have when your mother-in-law is covered in concrete up to her shoulders?

 

A: Too little concrete!

 

 

My farther-in-law was driving down the road and was pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to my farther-in-law's car, the policeman said, "Your wife fell out of the car five miles back." My farther-in-law replied, "Thank God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!"

 

 

I wouldn't say that my mother-in-law was ugly, but every time she puts on lipstick, it tries to crawl back into the tube.

 

 

Q: How do you stop your mother-in-law from drowning?

 

A: Take your foot off her head.

 

 

Q: What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?

 

A: Shoot her again.

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a mother-in-law?

 

A: One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!

Mate my first wife and her mum ran the show for my first wedding in 1997 the bill went from original budget of £7k to Just over £12k !

Because i let them off the leash and the guest list went from 55 for the sit down to 92 !! Thats because she wanted a couple of extras to be able to come for the day.

I said fine no problem if you pay !

Fook me she coughed up !!

:dance: :mad:

got mine coming over in 6 weeks for 2 weeks :( and shes a major player in the local californian demacrat party noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo need to catch a virus infection to totally play havoc with my ears :wack:

http://www.ilovemymotherinlawnot.com

You need to stampdown hard on the "pushy" mother in-law thing right fomthe start, they are all twisted evil bitches with minds like steel traps! My (nearly) ex-mother in-law is so twisted you could use her to open winebottles.

You need to stampdown hard on the "pushy" mother in-law thing right fomthe start, they are all twisted evil bitches with minds like steel traps! My (nearly) ex-mother in-law is so twisted you could use her to open winebottles.

:rofl: :rofl: