Right, ian just dosent believe me omn this topic. Dont ask how we got talking about it cos, trust me you dont wanna know!!!

 

If you are feeling mature, DO NOT READ THIS!!!

 

Im only 21 so im allowed to talk about such juvenile things ok!!!

 

Ian just wont believe me that- wait for it- A sparrow does not wee!!!

He seems to think they do. I even said to him 'how many sparrows have you seen cocking their leg up like a dog' to which he replied 'LOADS'.FFS!!! LMFAO!!!

 

Because of the type of digestive system in the common sparrow its liquid and solid is passed through the same exit. This is why sparrow poo is soo 'wet' or 'juicy' as ian would say.

 

If you are feelin silly or if you have a good sense of humour please reply and prove that i am right!

 

Im actually quite mature but ian just wont have it and suggested that i put a post up about it! So- here it is!! LOL!

 

He even got really worked up about it FFS!!

Ian you are a true nutter!

 

LUKE DUKESTER

i agree , shit and piss at the same time.

 

 

Luke you tit,a sparrow does wee,why has it got a pair of kidneys? Do you know what kidneys are for? apart from baking pies FFS.

 

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Originally posted by MAC 1:

Luke you tit,a sparrow does wee,why has it got a pair of kidneys? Do you know what kidneys are for? apart from baking pies FFS.

 

They dont have kidnies you pilchard!

 

 

FFS I am going to work now to have a fight,just so I can relax .Luke Duke you are a loony.

OK if a sparrow does not have a dick how does it mate???

 

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Originally posted by MAC 1:

FFS I am going to work now to have a fight,just so I can relax .Luke Duke you are a loony.

OK if a sparrow does not have a dick how does it mate???

 

 

Maybe it shits on the female LOL

 

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Q: What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?

 

A: Don't ask her out again!

 

 

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Originally posted by zedster:

Ian just wont believe me that- wait for it- A sparrow does not wee!!!

 

Because of the type of digestive system in the common sparrow its liquid and solid is passed through the same exit. This is why sparrow poo is soo 'wet' or 'juicy' as ian would say.

 

 

as both functions use the same tract, you could argue either point, does it wee, or does it poo ? or does it do both ?

Originally posted by MAC 1:

FFS I am going to work now to have a fight,just so I can relax .Luke Duke you are a loony.

OK if a sparrow does not have a dick how does it mate???

 

Ian, the sparrow still has sexual organs although they are not very similar in reagrd to human anatomy. The male sparrow does indeed have a form of penis or 'dick' as you so bluntly regard to it as. The liquid and solids that the common sparrow consume are digested very differently than that by the human.

A sparrow will not easily digest complex food's containing high amounts of acids or complex carbohydrates and much of the nutrients that are available to the creature are not transferred into the bloodstream, thus the bird has to consume high amounts of food to survive. Infact a sparrow can easily devour almost its whole body weight in food in just 24 hours. Its diet consists mostly of easily paletable items ie small insects and bugs as these contain high amounts of nutrients.

A sparrow also only sleeps for around 5 hours at night and will rise at around 5 am during winter and about 5.30 am during summer. The reason for this is that the creature must start hunting for food sooner in the winter to keep warm through the cold months.

The sparrow will mate as usual and lay eggs around 2 weeks after fertilization. The eggs are incubated for around 4-5 weeks depending on the weather and up to 3 lots of young can be brought up in one season.

The sparrow has a high survival rate due to its ease to eat a wide variety of foodstuffs. Also the main reason the sparrow is so sucessful is the pure fact that so many are bred. Power in numbers much like the rabbit- but thats a different storey altogether!

Some birds do not have an 'anus' for example the owl. Every owl has very similar internal organs and their digestive system works in the same way in all breeds and formats. The barn owl for example will swallow a field mouse whole. The strong stomach acid in the owl's stomach (strong enough to take the paint off ur zed or clean rob's engine!) quicky digests usefull nutrients for the bird. When the waste is ready to be passed, it is refomed in the owl's gullet in the form of a hard black or brownish dry 'pellet'. This pellet in turn is re-gurgitated away from the nesting area as not to atract attention from predators. Ingenious?? Thats evolution for you ian.

 

Well im sure you're all asking how i know so much factual information about birds. Well, i dont know why- i just do!!! Weird!

I could also tell you that a giraffe has no vocal cords and thus can make no vocal noise at all.

Also the vampire squid actually turns itself inside-out to ward off predators (much like rob did one night, but thats a different storey and it was'nt very pleasant)

 

Anyway im off now to ponder over this months edition of 'the joy of traditional cob pipes'

 

Z ya later

 

LUKE DUKESTER

 

Ps. ian, you confused yet matey?

 

 

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Luke. You need to get a life and get out more mate I'm starting to get worried about you! Thats's unless you copied all that from a website. in which case I'll let you off. But it's still a bit sad going that far either way your still gay LOL

 

Rob.

Originally posted by zedster:

 

Ian, the sparrow still has sexual organs although they are not very similar in reagrd to human anatomy. The male sparrow does indeed have a form of penis or 'dick' as you so bluntly regard to it as. The liquid and solids that the common sparrow consume are digested very differently than that by the human.

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Luke are you a Sparrow .and what is this about Rob saying you are gay?ARE YOU???

 

 

 

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Is that the African or the European Sparrow ?

Originally posted by AndyP:

Is that the African or the European Sparrow ?

 

I think you are thinking of the line from 'monty python and the holy grail'. If you are mate then, not meaning to piss on you're conflakes but it was actually a swallow (coconut??). Still, funny though mate

 

LUKE DUKESTER

Originally posted by MAC 1:

Originally posted by zedster:

 

Ian, the sparrow still has sexual organs although they are not very similar in reagrd to human anatomy. The male sparrow does indeed have a form of penis or 'dick' as you so bluntly regard to it as. The liquid and solids that the common sparrow consume are digested very differently than that by the human.

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Luke are you a Sparrow .and what is this about Rob saying you are gay?ARE YOU???

 

No ian im not gay. Since the last time me and rob met, he has become dilusional. He ebecame very jealous when he saw my car and realised that mine did not have crusty wheels a naff interior and loads of rust like his!!! Also mine is faster.

Rob likes to say im gay because he is actually gay himself and just wishes that i was too because he fancies me.

 

 

LUKE DUKESTER

 

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Luke,

I knew that of course, but there would have been no link had I put swallow !