Whilst in Sainsbury,s trolley raging old grannys to buy some more bloody chicken, I noticed Max Power's new edition, so against my better judgement I bought it to see Iains old banger in it.

 

ITS NOT BLOODY IN IT! NOR NEXT MONTH!!

 

 

 

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Roy you tit what month have you got?

 

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I dont know but its got the rest of what it promised like the loud subaru etc.

 

It just says Spring 2002

LMFAO

 

You Massive Armed Muppet! That's just a one off with a vid. LOL

 

I know it's in next months edition as Big Mac Meal spent a good half an hour guiding me to the small print where it states that his car is in. Mean and Moody 300ZX!

 

Why did it take me 30mins??? Slightly pissed and loadsa tits to look at between the front cover and page 5...ROFLMFAO

 

 

 

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Timmy u fuking muppet that the Max wank racing rag, THIS IS THE NEW ONE, AND ITS NOT IN IT,

 

THERE ARE SOME NICE TITS THOUGH!

Are you 100 percent sure Massive??? Big Mac Meal is ringing Max now and 'eaven 'elp 'em if it ain't in! LOL

 

He said that if you're right we're gonna have to kick yer arse!!!! ROFL

 

 

 

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He He, they said it could go in because someone forom ttnet complained it spoilt the classic lines of a true Z.!

 

If im right u can kiss my arse!

 

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LMAOAYKM(Laugh My Arse Off and You Kiss Mine!)

 

Mac says you're training for this comp, that yer strength will be down so I'll aim to get you as you're on your way out of the comp then...Kato Surprise Stylee! ROFL

 

 

 

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Roy you big hairy arsed muppet ,How the fuck did you get a job in I.T. FFS.It's thick doormen like you that give us intelligent doorman a bad name

YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE,read the April mag and tell me when it says the May issue is on sale FFS!I just phoned them up and the mag you bought was the extra one they do LMFAO .

 

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Roy you got to kiss my hairy arse now at Billing .

 

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Look u over the hill northern git, yes I know it comes out OFFICIALLY on the 29th, BUT look at Jap perf. FFS, dates mean nothing, AND it has all the cars in it that its says will be in the April issue out on the 29th and it is the April edition and your plastic fantastic aint in it. BUT there is a red beetle that looks similiar!

 

IF U DONT BELIEVE ME WAIT UNTIL THE BLODDY 29TH AND THEN KISS MY ASS!

 

Blimey works never been so much fun!

 

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some faggot told me you shaved ure ass so how can it be hairy

Wot faggot could that be??? He should shave his head nad paint it RED to match the spaceship he drives!

 

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Originally posted by BigRoy:

 

IF U DONT BELIEVE ME WAIT UNTIL THE BLODDY 29TH AND THEN KISS MY ASS!

 

Blimey works never been so much fun!

 

FFS!Roy you suven shandy drinkin soft shite,Does the one you got have a free DVD with it?????????

 

 

 

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Originally posted by tooley:

some faggot told me you shaved ure ass so how can it be hairy

Are you referring to me?????

 

 

 

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LMFAO

 

He's gone off to eat a lettuce leaf and some chuckan!!!

 

Bloody hell hope these Big Arms competitions are worth it, please tell me that first prize is more than a WH Smiths voucher for 25 squids???

 

Hmmm, might have nice meat feast pizza from Pizza Shat tonight with Garlic Bread with Cheese??? LOL

 

 

 

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