Didn't get it on film but could you get any more of a moron?

 

Pulls up trying to fit ANOTHER set of furry england dice in the front :( And he'd got the clip on alloy wheel covers on his car ewwww

 

Didn't get it on film but could you get any more of a moron?

 

Pulls up trying to fit ANOTHER set of furry england dice in the front :( And he'd got the clip on alloy wheel covers on his car ewwww

 

What a total muppet :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i think its quite smart........might do that to the zed :headvswal

Chav'tastic

looks like they spent so much money on chavtastic goodies...

 

they ran out of money for car tax!

:rofl: Has the woman in the passenger seat got a paper bag over her head or is that just my imagination?

:rofl: Has the woman in the passenger seat got a paper bag over her head or is that just my imagination?

 

Yeah......

 

....one of those "moose bags" They probably sell those in petrol stations too (next to the condoms, no doubt) in case some poor chav pulls a munter and cannot face looking at the fire place whilst poking the fire :rofl:

 

Richard ;)

I love football and got this joke txted to me today... Quiet appropriate for this guy then.... :D

 

"Scientist have discovered that a vast amount of men in the UK actually have penises measuring 3" or less. To help solve this problem the government have asked those with this condition to identify themselves kindly by flying a white flag with a red cross from their car!"

lol :rofl:

 

I just dispair, i could spend all day posting photos of crap cars that pass my house, seems to be the way they all go.....to coalville i assume :x:

 

I actually decided as i now own a car that goes from standstill to 60 in 5.5 secs and does 170mph i'm probably in the top 10% of cars in the uk that actually do that so i have the right to point and laugh at random sh*te cars on the roads mainly because i know that most chav mobiles would never catch me :D

 

That backfired once when as i was pointing and laughing at them the lights changed to red and i was stuck with this guy giving me angry stares for 10 secs till the lights changed at which point he span his wheels driving away and shouted w*nker out the window :D

 

In fact i'm making this my official thread for crap cars now, i'll shame them all!!!

i thought he was in distress and was trying to engage our attention from the flags lol

Great cos yesterday I was siting on the grass verge outside my house talking to hubbie as he put in the new alarm system when 2 loads of Chav's turned up in a pug and a Saxo. They were wearing the hats chains and football tops and started pointing at the car and laughting.

 

I gave them the looks could kill glare and walked over to them and said 'poor boys your dicks most be as small as your engines.' Then carmly walked away. Should have taken photo's they didn't say a word and later we drove past them and they tried looking the other way. HE HE.

 

Don't tell me hubbie what I said to them. He just thought I gone for a walk.

'poor boys your dicks most be as small as your engines.'

 

pure class i love it

lol, only a woman could get away with that :rofl:

 

i thought he was in distress and was trying to engage our attention from the flags lol

 

Didn't there used to be disabled distress flags or as some people knew them:

 

"I'm disabled and can't run after you so rob me at the side of the road" Flags :rofl:

lol, only a woman could get away with that :rofl:

 

 

 

Didn't there used to be disabled distress flags or as some people knew them:

 

"I'm disabled and can't run after you so rob me at the side of the road" Flags :rofl:

 

yes there were i remember watching the advert.

talking about disabled drivers my mate is in a wheelchair. she went to this huge show for disabled people where they have all their products. the biggest one in the uk. and what does she say to the guy showing you where to park?

 

"excuse me, are there any disabled parking bays?"

 

how bloody thick lol

pmsl :rofl:

looks like a bit of a barry to me!!

pure class i love it

All comes down to power and self confidence the right tone of voice the little shake of the head and the long sigh. HE HE

you should come to burton, its chav central.

 

one of the local chavs tried to race me last night in a 206 with a 1-point-something-pointless litre engine. i didn't even bother letting the turbos boost, just had to laugh at him. went and got the punto out just because it upsets everyone who tries to race it :D

apparently they scare horses too

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=141&h=0&t=275000

what chav's???

i think thats my missus :eek: and i dont have a white car either :eek: and she dont have any brothers :eek: the cheating lowlife fvckin tart :rant: why does she have to keep telling lies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she told me she hates football :D

Great cos yesterday I was siting on the grass verge outside my house talking to hubbie as he put in the new alarm system when 2 loads of Chav's turned up in a pug and a Saxo. They were wearing the hats chains and football tops and started pointing at the car and laughting.

 

I gave them the looks could kill glare and walked over to them and said 'poor boys your dicks most be as small as your engines.' Then carmly walked away. Should have taken photo's they didn't say a word and later we drove past them and they tried looking the other way. HE HE.

 

Don't tell me hubbie what I said to them. He just thought I gone for a walk.

 

 

Hang on - Chavs in a Saxo were laughing at a Zed? What total cockmeisters! Damn good comeback though, have to respect that!

I love laughing at chav cars...I passed a bog standard old BMW 5 series parked up in Braintree,,,and had to laugh as it had the big ironing board spoiler on the boot.....what was he thinking, you gotta see it to believe it.....I wanted to put a sticker on it.....

lol what a fookin gimp

those cruises are the best, they all park up in their 1 litre bad boys, vinyled to the max, with their silly little girlfriends who just have to see a kodak disposable and their hopping on a bonnet with their pre pubescent figures. They really hack me off, highlight of their evening is takig "our lass" for a Mc Dicks, getting her knocked up and putting young Charnay Rose in a state of the art burberry baby seat-in the back of their saxo, pillocks, respect to Barry Boys i say.

PMSL :rofl: Well said lol