A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint

of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?"

 

The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and

cheese toastie.

 

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.

 

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and

a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

 

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub

(because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The

rabbit consumes them and leaves.

 

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of

beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie please barman"

 

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and

then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

 

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been

laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money

in one week than he did all last year.

 

In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie

please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses.

 

The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right

out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties!"

 

The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when

the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice

Cheese and Onion Toastie" The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you

sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

 

The barman, with a roguish smile says," Do you think that I would let down

one of my best friends? I know you'll love it" "Ok" says the rabbit, "I'll

have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie"

 

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the

toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves.

 

NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

 

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has

only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time.

 

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,

floating above the bar.

 

The barman says "Who are you?"

 

To which he is answered: "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent

your public house"

 

The barman says "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous"

 

The rabbit says "Yes I know"

 

The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and

Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"

 

The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it"

 

The barman said "You never came back, after that fateful night, what

happened?"

 

"I DIED", said the Rabbit.

 

"Bugger" said the barman," what from?"

 

After a short pause the rabbit said...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Mixing Me Toasties!!!!"

 

:tongue:

snip

 

Lol - thats terrible!! Mixing me toasties - dahhhhhhh! :)

:smash:

Someone shoot that man!

you should be ashamed of yourself

 

You'l get yourself banned if you carry on like this

Classic :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

Classic :rofl:

I think you mean "very old"! ;)

lmao

thats a good'n :bow:

I dont get it..........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably coz its a rabbits disease. :smash:

A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a table with some of his fellow salesmen.

 

Immediately one of the other salesmen says to him: "Hey Bill! We were just talking about you. Your territory sucks! Nobody was ever able to make a living in it before you. But now, you son-of-a-gun, you win the all-expense-paid trip to Vegas three years in a row, selling almost twice as much as anyone else in the whole Southwest region! How in the hell do you do it?"

 

Bill replied, "Its easy! I take a big engraved silver bowl and fill it up with fresh dogcrap. Next I garnish it carefully with parsley sprigs, celery stalks, scallions, olives and thin-sliced red bell pepper rings. I take this to the airport and set it on a table on an elegantly embroidered white tablecloth. I serve samples on cocktail wafers to all who pass by. As soon as someone takes a bite they usually say 'Jesus Christ!! This stuff tastes like CRAP!!'

 

I reply 'Yes sir! That's what it is!

Would you care to buy a toothbrush?"

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

pmsl :rofl:

Groan .......