Well...?

A pupil. ;)

the geeky kid everyone bullied and rippe p*ss out of

the weiner, who got the girls and not the grades, despite my mass of intelligence :)

the geeky kid everyone bullied and rippe p*ss out of

 

 

Me too.

I thought I'd have the last laugh when I grew up and got a fancy job and loads of cash.

It never happened!

:rant:

nope all the other girls had curvacious figures, i dint start developing till i was about 21 got some right hammer, they used to call me john lennon, coz of my gigs and skinny frame

what about cheeky coont? you seem to have missed an option ya wadge :P

 

p.s. whats a wadge?

i was bullied, never had any friends for about 3 years

 

then i discovered self defence, and that big wooden sticks hurt like hell, especially when repeatedly bashed over a fat bullying ****ers head

 

i remind him of the time he pissed him self when i tried to beat his eye out of his head, fookin class

Geeky nerd that could do good impressions and make everyone laugh.

 

Never a hit with the ladies though, until I learnt to play bass and joined a metal band ;) groupies anyone :D:eek::D

The nuns didnt think that I was funny, got canned a lot

The nuns didnt think that I was funny, got canned a lot

 

 

(Ali G voice) You got caned at school? Wicked man, wicked! (/Ali G voice)

a lot of folk reckon they were funny eh

i wasnt funny, i was a bit dull

I was bored shitless

I was the average kid, who got picked on occasionally and was never really taken notice off unless i wanted to be.............but i really did blossom at college and became a bit of a male slag

 

Fas

I wonder how many of us were really the funny guy? I got to say I was pretty much a chameleon in that I liked computers sci fi music and football so I got to hang around with everyone.

I was alway small but no one bullied me cos when a group of idots tried I put one of them into the hospital with a brokern nose and concusion. He and his mate never bothered me again. Wasn't a swat, but in general enjoyed school but was always getting into trouble with certain teachers and getting sent to the head teachers office. Didn't think I was over popular with the boys till I'd left and returned for the reunion and they swamped round me and my still best friend and told us we were the girls they'd all looked up to and knew we cared about very one. We were so shocked, they had even brought us mountains of flowers and choc's. So you never know.

Doesnt seem to be an option for "clever sod" either. I woz one o them ;) ................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I still am! :D :D

I have papers to prove it too!!! LOL :x:

A dissapointing lack of people answering that they're a girl and still at school (for BantumBunny not me) :tongue:

 

 

I'm expecting everyone who said they were funny to start a funny thread ;) :nana2: :hyper: :duffer:

I didn’t tell jokes funny, done pranks funny, challenged the teachers, but going to a catholic school the nuns and teachers didn’t see the funny side, spent many a time outside the headmasters office, many a time being canned, and slipped, no one got expelled at our school, as that would be admitting defeat for the nuns, when punishment would do the trick!

wheres the option for prefect

I was a funny guy, a swot on the subjects I enjoyed but most of all I was tought to look after myself. If a Bully got in my face he would only do it the once as I kicked their arse round the school field. :rofl: :mac1:

unfortunatley for me was bullied at school but had the great pleasure in meeting a said bully from my old school repayed the debt with interest ,, pmsl :mac1: :mac1: :x: the look on his face , when i told him who i was !! remeber me :mac1:

unfortunatley for me was bullied at school but had the great pleasure in meeting a said bully from my old school repayed the debt with interest ,, pmsl :mac1: :mac1: :x: the look on his face , when i told him who i was !! remeber me :mac1:

 

 

Here's a funny story (ok, I've had a beer cos the wife is away so bear with me...)

 

My mate (not me) was bullied at school by this one lad. Mercilessly. For several years.

 

A couple of years ago my mate sees him walking toward him in the street. It was 10-15 years since they were at school together.

 

My mate has been to the gym and done martial arts. He looks at this bloke as they walk towards each other. The former bully doesn't recognise him.

 

As they reach each other, the bully has no idea who my mate is still. My mate hits him as hard as he can in the face and the bully goes down, in the street.

 

Except he doesn't go down, he almost falls but recovers and stands back up and faces my mate. He still doesn't look like he recognises him. Bully gives my mate a proper kicking!

 

****ing PMSL when he told me - poor bloke!

 

Don't know if there's a moral to the story - spit in their face then knee them in the nuts as they recoil, I guess! Or keep hitting till they don't get up.

 

:rofl: :rofl:

i was great at stuff that i liked such as physics, IT and technology, got good grades without really trying but i hated the worthless subjects like RE and French.

 

and i did proper O levels too, none of these gay p1ss easy GCSE's in my day :rofl:

i did proper O levels too, none of these gay p1ss easy GCSE's in my day :rofl:

 

 

Me too :bow: :hyper: :rofl: :rofl: