ourlass has just come in and said, we will have to keep the plugs in the bath cause its the second time that ive seen a spider in the bath

 

fookin stoopid cow actually thinks that spiders come out of the plug hole, and she is 23 years old :rofl: :rofl:

Blokes have got much more control, women just have it on 'wide spray' all the time haha

wen men are finishing the lose their aim and as the flow slows down it creeps up the side of the pan and all over the rim, i have beared witness to this, it is a scientific fact! not pleaseant

wen men are finishing the lose their aim and as the flow slows down it creeps up the side of the pan and all over the rim, i have beared witness to this, it is a scientific fact! not pleaseant

thats why it is easier to piss in the bathroom sink, that way you can just turn the tap on and wash away the dribbles

hi

 

as a girl ill defend id say even if they dont come up the plug hole, might as well keep plugs in just in case bloody horrible things

 

with regards tothe toilet seat, bet your lass doesent splash all over the toilet rim and floor does she like you inconsiderate men do!

 

Sarah

 

Bad aim usually a sign of inadequate 'Potting Training' as a toddler, also some men can be such dirty animals at the best of times, not like us girls, refined, regal and not afraid of soap and water. :rofl: :rofl:

or the shower in the case of the one i got !

Bad aim usually a sign of inadequate 'Potting Training' as a toddler, also some men can be such dirty animals at the best of times, not like us girls, refined, regal and not afraid of soap and water. :rofl: :rofl:

yeah right, i run and maintain bedsits and flats in sunderland, and we do not take women anymore

cause 1 they are nothing but trouble

and

2 cause they are filthy sods

 

now not saying that you and fairlady are dirty sods, but women in general are filthy

 

and a lot of landlords are starting to follow suite

 

..................................waits for name calling to begin, chauvanist this chauvanist that lol................................................................

or the shower in the case of the one i got !

pmsl

thats a bit below the belt!!! some are though like them birds that just whip the lettuce out in full view and take a wazz in the street

 

but c'mon in the lavatory department men are bad, lits like a contest who can make the biggest pong and u know im right

thats a bit below the belt!!! some are though like them birds that just whip the lettuce out in full view and take a wazz in the street

 

but c'mon in the lavatory department men are bad, lits like a contest who can make the biggest pong and u know im right

in my house, ourlass makes the biggets pong and she loves the fact of it lol, i must remember to wear my slippers when i go for a piss during the night lol

 

or at least put the light on

thats a bit below the belt!!! some are though like them birds that just whip the lettuce out in full view and take a wazz in the street

 

but c'mon in the lavatory department men are bad, lits like a contest who can make the biggest pong and u know im right

 

Ain't that right. Never use the loo after a blokes been in it your liable to be gased :rofl: :rofl:

uurrgghhhhh men leave streaks of urine down the pedestal, women are a cleaner species and better drivers

 

(now i started something lol)

uurrgghhhhh men leave streaks of urine down the pedestal, women are a cleaner species and better drivers

 

(now i started something lol)

yeah but can you piss and drive at the same time lol

or the shower in the case of the one i got !

 

 

I suppose I'm lucky, least mine knows how to use it but not how to clean it. :confused:

I suppose I'm lucky, least mine knows how to use it but not how to clean it. :confused:

i hope you are talking about the toilet lol

this is gross, get a room

that must be why my car smells so bad!! another mystery solved!!

i hope you are talking about the toilet lol

 

Tolit and shower.

 

If we girls are lucky enough to have a guy who can use both correctly they never manage to learn how to clean up afterwards. What do you guys think the brush and disinfectant/bleach is for to drink and scratch that unreachable itch with?

ooohhhhhhhh what would they think the toilet duck is for then??

 

they must teach men different toilet habbits because i aint met one that understands the concept of a flush!

ooohhhhhhhh what would they think the toilet duck is for then??

 

they must teach men different toilet habbits because i aint met one that understands the concept of a flush!

 

Proberly think it some new sex toy :D You know how there minds work or should we say don't work ;)

probably right there, probably right!

i like the way my thread has turned into a bitchfest lol

its just the battle of the sexes makes for interesting reading though!

anyway the only spiders legs i like to see are the ones sticking out of ourlasses knickers lol

Pmsl, love this thread!!

 

ps - girls are messier, they just hide behind the saintly 'cleaner than thou' thing. Full moon is great though, the whole house gets cleaned spotless. Haha something psycological going on there I think!

anyway the only spiders legs i like to see are the ones sticking out of ourlasses knickers lol

 

Why hasn't she got nice shapely legs then?