Driving up to Bedford this morning having a ball of a time when on the M25. we suddenly found a nice open stretch (I know very unusual) after some nice person pull over a lane to let us past. so WOT :hyper: +126mpr when into my perippheral I spy the 'Weekend Speed Cop' (Traffic Control Wardens). I hit the brakes and hope they didn't notice me, as they were dealing with someone else.

 

Just in case for the next few miles I keep in under a ton good job too cos they'ed radioed ahead to the next car and it found me followed me than pulled me over.

 

Asked me how fast I was going. Smiled sweetly and replied "About 90 I think only I'm off to the garage to have speedo checked" Then I felt very guilty as it was a lie and not like me.

 

He told me that I'd been doing 96. I must of looked very upset. Because he said okay Madam you need to get it sorted and ease off a little. He than gave me the lecture on speeding.

 

The end result; :hyper: No fine, No points, just have to report to police station with my documents. :hyper:

 

I feel like a bad child who's had her hand slapped.

Similar thing happened to me and the copper said "we all do it sometimes" :eek: :)

I did 100 on 40, they were going the other way and immidiately turned around.

100mph, 2 illegal tyres and after I passed the brethaliser got away with just a warning, maybe the constant smiling done the trick, who knows lol

 

He asked me, how fast were you going? I said, don't know honestly wasn't looking, he said "wasn't looking" and gave me a look and then said "that's 3 points, allready" lmfao

Wish I was a woman sometimes! *no comments from pk1, white-zed or greg! :rofl:

you wish you had a woman sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

oh god i couldnt not do that ... rofpmslmfso

Lmao at Pk! Wish I was a woman, I'd go to bed and play with myself all day!

Can't believe you got away with that story and flicking your eyelids! I'm jealous, I can't speed anymore because I have 9 points. Oh well if my missus managed to do the same I'd be happy , then I could speed and she could have the points! :hyper: :mac1:

Wish I was a woman sometimes! *no comments from pk1, white-zed or greg! :rofl:

you are like a woman most of the time :D i'm getting worried about ur weekend activities :x:

Lmao at Pk! Wish I was a woman, I'd go to bed and play with myself all day!

 

**** sake I HAVE to do that anyway regardless of whether I'd have a bean to flick or a truncheon to beat!