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Was wanting to let the pics do the talking but it's a case of "if ya can't beat em, join em" now so here goes....

 

Kat is currently away in the third world healing lepers before she goes to the artic to stop the clubbing of baby seals so asked me to say a few lines to bolster her chances of winning Miss Zed 2006.

 

She is fully aware that this competition is only for fun but feels a win would be a good way to publicise her good intentions.

 

Vote for Miss Justindorville and she will endeavour to make all the following possible:

 

Firstly Kat would like world peace

 

If she is elected she will use her powers to knock £2 off a pint of Stella.

 

She will insist that all petrol stations sell Shell Optimax with the price of a litre being reduced by 20 pence.

 

 

 

These cuts in tax will be recovered through the taxation of prostitution which she will make legal throughout the UK.

 

All bus lanes will be scrapped in favour of Zed lanes so no zed owner will ever be late for work again.

 

Kat has requested I post further pics to help secure your vote so here they are...(please forgive the cack attempt at editing the bedroom pic to make it suitable for viewing on this forum and thus meaning I don't have to suffer the pain of having my testicles removed with bolt cutters upon her return from her crusades.)

 

seykat2small.jpg

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VOTE MISS JUSTINDORVILLE MISS ZED 2006...DO IT FOR ENGLAND

 

......and she would like world peace!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

10 out of 10 for trying 20p would be nice off optimax :nana2:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

10 out of 10 for trying 20p would be nice off optimax :nana2:

 

Well, its becoming a sorta "win at all costs" comp now:D

 

I will try and see if I can arrange a cut in Road Tax too :bow:

Well, its becoming a sorta "win at all costs" comp now:D

 

I will try and see if I can arrange a cut in Road Tax too :bow:

 

I know that Batmanbunny is a real cheeky bugger LOL;)

what about some sort of baked bean wrestling event at jae. and just to be responsible to clear up why dont we just hand chunk a spoon afterwards lol

so sad.

 

more more more

what about some sort of baked bean wrestling event at jae. and just to be responsible to clear up why dont we just hand chunk a spoon afterwards lol

 

pmsl :rofl:

lmao - good speech there!

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lmao - good speech there!

 

Cheers!

 

I think it might be in vain though. Don't think there is many more to vote now but you never know!

 

If there is any still to vote then please vote for my girl! :bow:

seykat2small.jpg

 

 

I love this pic, just makes me want to stick my hands down and play jangly banglys. :)

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Cheers for the nice comments guys.

 

I think we are all lucky having such pretty girlies. Guess when we own cars like Zeds it must somewhat enhance our pulling possibilities:D

I think we're the luckiest group of guys ever! Amazing cars and beautiful girlfriends :D Praise and worship us for we are gods :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

I think we're the luckiest group of guys ever! Amazing cars and beautiful girlfriends :D Praise and worship us for we are gods :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

speak for yourself

 

though i did meet her at school :tongue:

 

(you reckon they met at school??)

speak for yourself

 

though i did meet her at school :tongue:

 

(you reckon they met at school??)

 

Close, thats a pic of my ex :D

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