The ferrari formula 1 team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday.The announcement followed ferraris decision to take advantage of the uk governments youth opportunity scheme and employ people from liverpool.The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,whereas ferraris exsisting crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.Prime minister tony blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the ferrari management,which demonstrated the international recognition of the uk under new labour.As most races were won and lost in the pits,ferrari now have the advantage over every team.

 

However,ferrari may have got more than they bargained for .At the crews first practice session the liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds,but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the maclaren team for 8 bottles of stella,a kilo of speed and some photo's of david coulthards bird in the shower.

 

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Alan.......

PMSL :rofl:

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Liverpool football club have just made 2 new interational signings before the world cup begins.

 

One Italian and one Japanese

 

Nickamota and Robertelli

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Lmfao :d

FFS LMFAOOOOOOOOO dude

 

Nice one Alan. :)

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nice 1

 

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hahahah! love it!

:D :rofl: :rofl: funny as fook pmsl

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Well They Wouldnt Give Me A Job Took Me About An Hour To Lower My Suspension Today