One of my mates has just shown me this list, and I thought it was worth posting

 

 

Bentley Forums

- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

 

BMW 3 Series forums

- - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

 

VW Beatle forum

- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

 

Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?

 

Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

 

Toyota MX5 forums

- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)

 

Toyota Hilux forum

- - - MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

 

Daimler forum

- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

 

Rover 800 forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

 

Range Rover Forum

- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

 

Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

 

Honda Accord forum

- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

 

Toyota Yaris forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA's or AA's ?

 

Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

 

Porsche forums

- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

 

Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

 

Dax Cobra forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?

 

McLaren F1 forum

- - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

 

Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in gas.

 

Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

 

Subaru WRX forum

- - - I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ??

 

Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

 

Supra Forum

- - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

 

Volvo forum

- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.

 

Vauxhall Corsa Forum

- - - m8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me m8's 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite

 

Nissan Micra forum

- - - When i get a skyline...........

 

Jaguar forum

- - - Why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to Ford to get parts for my car??

 

Alfa Romeo forum

- - - Have any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins??

 

Porche Cayane forum

- - - Do you have problems with you wallet not fitting in your back pocket?

 

Ford forum

- - - need a new battery tray again ,DOH!

All true, as a member of the Ford Granada club of Great Britain you wouldn't believe the amound of people who ask who's still got the battery tray, bloody ford servicing keep forgetting to put them back in :D

lol, repost but worth it!!!

Personally I think the Hummer has got to be the best

 

Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in gas.

:rofl: :rofl: agreed, PMSL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: funny as fook nice one