i need a new job title, i used to be a plumbing and heating engineer, but the bloke i work for is quiting this and taking me on full time involving his propertys

 

now what i need is a fancy title to match my job description, so when i chat women up i can give a fancy title as to what i do lol, my job entails

 

the general running and maintanence of rented property ie: bedsits, flats, houses, workshops and shops

 

i rent and evict tennants, and also deal with complaints

 

also i collect the rent and chase up arreas, and sometimes run the whole shebang-when my boss is in his spanish villa (coont)

 

so what would be a fancy title, and not just property manager ive already thought of that lol

i need a new job title, i used to be a plumbing and heating engineer, but the bloke i work for is quiting this and taking me on full time involving his propertys

 

now what i need is a fancy title to match my job description, so when i chat women up i can give a fancy title as to what i do lol, my job entails

 

the general running and maintanence of rented property ie: bedsits, flats, houses, workshops and shops

 

i rent and evict tennants, and also deal with complaints

 

also i collect the rent and chase up arreas, and sometimes run the whole shebang-when my boss is in his spanish villa (coont)

 

so what would be a fancy title, and not just property manager ive already thought of that lol

 

Erm . . . cleaner :tongue:

rent boy??? :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

im both of those in one lol, but i aint gonna chat a woman up saying "hi im a cleaning rent boy, wanna cum back to mine" lol

im both of those in one lol, but i aint gonna chat a woman up saying "hi im a cleaning rent boy, wanna cum back to mine" lol

 

 

could call yourself a french maid instead :tongue:

i need a new job title, i used to be a plumbing and heating engineer, but the bloke i work for is quiting this and taking me on full time involving his propertys

 

now what i need is a fancy title to match my job description, so when i chat women up i can give a fancy title as to what i do lol, my job entails

 

the general running and maintanence of rented property ie: bedsits, flats, houses, workshops and shops

 

i rent and evict tennants, and also deal with complaints

 

also i collect the rent and chase up arreas, and sometimes run the whole shebang-when my boss is in his spanish villa (coont)

 

so what would be a fancy title, and not just property manager ive already thought of that lol

a "2 legged gum shield" :wack:

...go for another job

 

Isle replenishment executive.

 

Refuse management technician.

a "2 legged gum shield" :wack:

oh believe me ive had some scraps in me time

 

a list of things ive been threatened with, and i aint even that hard, big or menacing lol is

 

needle (hyperdermic)

sharpened screwdriver

hammer

bat

table leg

a bottle

a fist (from a bloke who was mentally unstable and weighed 20 stone, polic e used bean bag rounds to calm him down(apperently)

a gang of people

and a car

oh believe me ive had some scraps in me time

 

a list of things ive been threatened with, and i aint even that hard, big or menacing lol is

 

needle (hyperdermic)

sharpened screwdriver

hammer

bat

table leg

a bottle

a fist (from a bloke who was mentally unstable and weighed 20 stone, polic e used bean bag rounds to calm him down(apperently)

a gang of people

and a car

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ide get a job in B&Q mate

oh believe me ive had some scraps in me time

 

I knew you couldn't have been born like that :wack: :tongue:

ive just thought of a title, been thinking for weeks and just thought of it now

 

a property enforcement officer

 

i tell a woman that inb a night club, and she will probably pull her thong off stuff it in my mouth and get her gorguose female mates to take turns on me in the back lane (hopefully lol) (and sexyually of course)

I knew you couldn't have been born like that :wack: :tongue:

cheeky fooker, ive noticed the way your lass looks at me :tongue:

 

probably thinking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whos that wierdo :duffer: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ive just thought of a title, been thinking for weeks and just thought of it now

 

a property enforcement officer

 

i tell a woman that inb a night club, and she will probably pull her thong off stuff it in my mouth and get her gorguose female mates to take turns on me in the back lane (hopefully lol) (and sexyually of course)

i tried it "in the back lane" once, :eek: fvckin hated borstal me

i tried it "in the back lane" once, :eek: fvckin hated borstal me

PMSL

Property consultant. But it sounds a bit like an estate agent. :mad:

 

Property liaison manager? Sounds quite nice? :)

 

Estate liaison consultant? ????? :rolleyes:

 

cuerpo general de perro. :tongue: but it does sound good. (CLUE) espanol.

Property consultant. But it sounds a bit like an estate agent. :mad:

 

Property liaison manager? Sounds quite nice? :)

 

Estate liaison consultant? ????? :rolleyes:

 

cuerpo general de perro. :tongue: but it does sound good. (CLUE) espanol.

can barely understand english, lol

 

transalte please bud

 

i usually get called-from my tenants anyway "fook of coont av got nee rent ya ****a"

can barely understand english, lol

 

transalte please bud

 

i usually get called-from my tenants anyway "fook of coont av got nee rent ya ****a"

 

Oh OK then. General dogs body. :tongue:

 

i usually get called-from my tenants anyway "fook of coont av got nee rent ya ****a"

 

 

That being the case your new title should obviously be:

 

"Mafioso collection agent"

Oh OK then. General GODS body. :tongue:

 

yeah sounds about right lol

Property liaison manager?

That one sounds good. Very modern and authentic.

 

Just the right amount of condescending bullshit! Perfect.

 

;)

Property liaison manager?

 

dont think it will sound right with your accent :tongue:

Skivvy or Odd Job man??

 

They might get turned on by the DIY appeal

Estate Control Officer

Director of Property Services

 

or howabout

 

Caretaker :tongue:

could always try .. Executive Estates Facilitator .. but no fooker would believe you but the divvy blondes would be impressed :tongue: :tongue:

could always try .. Executive Estates Facilitator

 

He would never be able to say that :rofl:

He would never be able to say that :rofl:

 

he could always use " man who gets all the crap" or A.R.S.E for short :rofl: :rofl: .. nice to seeya back Rich.. hope youre feeling ok bud