A Chav girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

How many children?" asks the council worker.

10" replies the Chav girl

10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"

 

Doesn't that get confusing?"

Naah..." says the Chav girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

 

What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council

worker.

That's easy," says the Chav girl... "I just use their surnames

:bow: :dance:

 

Remind me of the lasses up here

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so true lol

:rofl: brilliant

Badum tishhhhhhhh!! :rofl:

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lol

Must have been a Harlow bird !

how true is that!!!!

 

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice one :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: One to send to my mates as a txt message!!! Nice one Dave!! :bow:

ROFLMAO....thats cool!!