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NZR - Severed penis found in car wash!

Wednesday February 27, 10:42 PM

 

 

Police solve case of car wash penis

 

HASTINGS, Nebraska (Reuters) - A lingering mystery involving what appeared to be a severed human penis found in a Nebraska car wash has been solved, police have said, with tests showing the organ was a cow's teat.

 

"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.

 

Police launched a possible homicide investigation after the part was found near a vacuum cleaner at a car wash in Hastings on February 12. Local medical officials said they thought it resembled a human penis and it was sent off to a state crime laboratory for further tests.

 

Thoren said test results showed it to be a cow's teat, nothing udder.

 

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Its enough to put you off milk, thinking of where it comes from.

No good crying over spilled milk biggrin.gif!

 

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Just wish I could have a set of udders instead!!! LOL You could do about 10 chicks at the same time...ROFL biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

 

 

 

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Just one minor point - it's the females that have the udders (although that didn't seem to worry the artists in the Boddingtons adverts !)

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