One day you look around and its official.. youre old. i think i'm there. Heres some warning signs that i've picked up on over the past few days.

 

I really like the look of the new Pug 407 estate, i reckon its one of the best looking estate cars out thre .... :slap: :nono: :slap:

 

i'm starting to quite like the look of the new shaped astras in the sxi guise, 2 door kinda coupe look.... :nono: :slap: :nono:

 

I've just seen the ad on telly for the new volvo convertable wit hthe fully folding leccy roof, i think it looks nice. :slap: :nono: :nana2:

 

I even like sprouts these days, used to hate them as a kid.

 

Its over.. the end is nigh, pass me some slippers and a euthanasia machine..

It's when you start tutting at the music on Radio 1 that you need to worry mate ;) :D

Ever say: "oh, that's a really nice view" ?

Whats wrong with sprouts?

radio 1 had been rubbish for years!!! :x:

It's when you start tutting at the music on Radio 1 that you need to worry mate ;) :D

 

I tutted at 'Its chico time' earlier!! Well, nearly chucked my stereo out the window is closer!! :rofl:

 

Does that make me old!

 

 

Scoops, You turned old when you bought your toymota! :p

has even.. d'oh

Ever say: "oh, that's a really nice view" ?

OH GOD!!! I'm old then!!!! But this was a REALLY nice view though:-

(Grand Canyon, last weekend :D)

Scoops, You turned old when you bought your toymota! :p

 

B-Boom-tish!

 

 

And down comes Scoop's pants.

 

Scoops, You turned old when you bought your toymota! :p

 

You see, i'm actually that old that i was anticipating that very comment.

I would reply with something witty except i've forgotten what we are talking about and my colostomy bag needs emptying.

You see, i'm actually that old that i was anticipating that very comment.

I would reply with something witty except i've forgotten what we are talking about and my colostomy bag needs emptying.

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not worry buf im 22 going on 87. most of my mates are old enough to be my old man !

you are only as old as you feel

 

and like to feel 16 year olds (female obviousely)

A good sign of getting old is when you start saving thin pieces of wood for stirring paint, or empty icecream containers to store shite, and empty coffee jars because their useful for something.............what !

Or when you stand up and your back clicks !

Whats wrong with sprouts?

 

 

Yeah, hot sprouts with butter on top...wicked!!!

 

Now turn on Radio 2 and shut up, I am trying to listen to Wogan!!!!

When the hairs up your nose and in your ears starts growing faster than the hair on your head,,, YOU KNOW your getting OLD.

Why we need all that extra hair growing from every orifice as we age is beyond me :confused: I want the stuff back on me head.

If it keeps growing at the currant rate i could be up for a comb-over,,, maybe up n over from each ear :o

I started riding motorcycles in 1975 when you was born. You think the things you listed are the first signs. you may be right scoops my son but wait until you get up out of the chair and everything hurts :rofl: wait until looking at a Volvo turns into buying one? :rofl: wait until the word "FUN" means you have got do something.

 

these are the signs mate. enjoy your youth while you still have a little bit left. See you in 10 years buddy...... :rofl: :bow: :shock:

I tutted at 'Its chico time' earlier!! Well, nearly chucked my stereo out the window is closer!! :rofl:

 

Does that make me old!

 

No Chunk, that means you have taste :D

You know youre old when you work with 17/18 year olds and keep calling em the "Kids"

Im so freakin upset with the way I have got old without realising.

Lady In Zed Wtf Is Poshington Is That Near Snobington

Where the f*ck is 'Somewhere looking good' Jase? :hyper: :hyper: :nana2:

You know you are old when you stick to speed limits and think about buying a Morris Minor.

You know you are old when you stick to speed limits and think about buying a Morris Minor

 

Never gonna get that old, no siree, not gonna happen...said that years ago as well

your old when you start having "nice cups of tea". :rofl:

I dont think i'm getting too old yet, but it does seem like a fooking long time ago I was 18 and out on the piss with the boys all the time and dreaming of owning a Z one day. Luckily I've managed to cram a sh1t load into my life in the last 10 years, got no plan of slowing down yet!