Driving to work this morning on the A1(M), I looked over to my

left and there was a woman in a brand new Merc doing 65 miles per hour

with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her

eyeliner!

 

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the

donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to

straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it

knocked my mobilephone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my

legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!

 

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I noticed a similar thing when I was trying to enjoy my Big Mac one day while my mate was steering. Very off-putting!

Mac!!! is this true, was Cos trying to eat you, wait till timmy hears about this then all hell will break loose

 

I remember a thread with a qoute from roy

 

"Originally posted by BigRoy:

I think they look crap! Oh and you work in a Gay bar!!"

 

any connections here??

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by stuie.buckminster (edited 20-02-2002).]