Sliced bread stays fresh longer if kept in the fridge

 

and

 

 

Modern electric toothbrushes are excellent

 

 

That's about it from me - anyone else got some good advice?

one day we'll be millionares

 

You'll see!

mange tout

Older women dont tell, smell or swell !! ;)

 

Alan.......

bleeding from the anus is very bad

There are only 2 classes of travel: First class and with kids :D

Dont wipe your arse with a broken bottle ;)

Never bring your girlfriends home to meet your wife!:slap:

if you want to say something horrible about someone without offending them then just start the sentence with

 

"no offence, but........."

remember, your only guilty if you get caught! ;)

When your driving, don't forget the car.

after sex iff you use the curtains make sure the missus has gone to the bathroom

Dead girls dont say "no"

who needs romance when your doing it up the bum?

help the aged fook and oap

Never put a lightbulb in your back pocket

 

Ivan

what the f!!!!!!!! never eat yellow snow

never go to bed on an argument .............

your great grandchildren will have no idea who you are

Never visit a house with ferrets with bicycle clips :)

Eat Brocolli

Never whistle with a mouthful of custard.

Be nice to a least one person everyday

after sex iff you use the curtains make sure the missus has gone to the bathroom

 

As in wipe yourself down? :rofl:

 

Mucky sod :D lol

Be nice to a least one person everyday

 

 

so true, always treat others the way you would like to treated yourself

 

;) no pervy replies to that! :nelson:

Never trust anyone who bleeds for a week and dosen't die :duffer: