Sliced bread stays fresh longer if kept in the fridge

 

and

 

 

Modern electric toothbrushes are excellent

 

 

That's about it from me - anyone else got some good advice?

dont eat yellow snow

if it moves, shag it, if it doesn't shag it 'til it does.

no pockets in shrouds... spend it!

If you see mice in the kitchen, dont eat anything with currents in!!

nastro azzuro is a top beer.

when buying electrical items, dont buy cheap crap, stick with mainstream brands, IMO you cant go wrong with Sony, forget all the matsui nagasaki crap.

If you buy a Z make sure you have plenty of spare cash.

Never ever underestimate your wife

if you can't afford to pay someone to fix your zed, don't buy one.

If you buy a Z make sure you have plenty of spare cash.

 

damn it. Learn to type faster on a forum.

wear sunscreen :cool:

Don't run with scissors.

Try everything at least once, at least then you'll know...

By the time you manage to make ends meet, Some fooker has moved the ends?

 

Nobody notices what I do until I dont do it?

LMAO nice one vini

If it has tits or tyres it will cost you dearly :tongue:

If your parachute fails, try another hobby....

if your dick smells wash it..

Marmite go's well with cheese and peanut butter.

Brown sauce is nice on Marmalade on toast.

If it aint broke Dont fix it

If it is broke get somebody else to fix it.

If it aint broke Dont fix it

Can you say that on a Zed forum? :x:

if it is broke , i probably did it!

dont pee in the wind

only proper sailors can.