i have just been to pick some friends up from my local town

 

on the way back a bmw 318 convertble new shape complete with private plate. backs out in front of me and fooks off, so i overtake him and he puts his foot down, so i pass him as you do.

 

at the next set of lights he pulls up beside me and as we both set off he stalls, :smash: :smash: :smash: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx:

 

so i leave him again, :tongue:

 

at the next set of lights he pulls up next to me, tells me to wind my window down, so i do, he then has discussion with his blond girlfriend, as the lights change he looks over and shouts.

 

"YER BUT YOU CAR ONLY COST 4 GRAND"

 

and fooks off!

 

was that an insult or a compliment??????

I had one of these in the back of my car back in 1990, was great fun only topped by a laser which I also had in there :x:

especially in a 318...was he dreamin or what? Just goes to show he knows fook all about cars to even think about racing a zed in a 318...or 320..or 323..or 325 or 328..lol

 

I had an Omega (no laughin thanks) and I used to piss all over most BMWs, it even ran a n/a Supra into the ground.

 

You should see the faces when they get fooked all over by a Vauxhall :rofl: :rofl:

 

And now I'm getting a propper fast car.

I raced a 320i Sport or something like that (only obvious BMs are M3s). It was brand new at the time and he was driving around like the car was gods gift. I was out in a N/A Mr2, gave him a little headstart then took the piss right out of him. Imagine getting beat from an Mr2, lol.

 

Had a couple of encounters with BMWs in the Z too, mostly 330Cis or old M3s, to which have all been destroyed with the use of safety boost. Long live the monster!!!

 

Dave G

I would have said to him thats 4 grand that just handed your arse to you cock master and laughed what a prick

Angus where did you get that from I have been trying to get hold of a kit like that for ages

 

IIRC I have seen a scrolling display in Maplin but not sure of dimensions.

 

Seek and though shall find...

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HTH

Or try this site

http://www.starchild.com.au/

1.8 LMAO!!

 

My Z craps bigger engines than that! :D

 

Oi!! :mad: :xxx: :D

To which you should reply "which is about £3995 more than your bird".

 

Frankly, anything he says after that would only be indicative of defeat...

 

:cry: :cry: with laughter.. good one

1.8 LMAO!!

 

My Z craps bigger engines than that! :D

 

so does my van...... :dance: