Chaps,

I need your computer advice, as a friend is having trouble with his system.

Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd

used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts

between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend

with the sound turned off, but to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is

incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1,

Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many

Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for

several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as

Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other

they caused severe damage to all his hardware. Sensing a way out, he

upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system

requires rapid upgrading to Wife1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all

available resources it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse

2000. But imagine my friends disappointment on discovering that not only can

Wife 1.0 be unstable and costly to maintain, but also that any mistakes he

makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted -

they then re-surface months later .

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter,

and automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGE.zip. No option on the Help menu

seems to work, leaving him to try and guess the fault himself.

The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro

for new attachments & Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.

It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try,

stating they are an Illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Car

1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather

annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there

could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it

will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Is this a common problem?

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Cheerz

Glen

LMFAO! Glen you nutter

 

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Glenn,

 

You nutter, should of stayed with Pissheads 3.0. Seems we all fall into the same upgrade procedure.

 

Leigh.

 

 

Bill Gates 'aint got nothin' on that setup!!!

 

Glen = Total Nutter

 

ROFLMAO

 

RCD

 

Very very funny, made my valentines LOL.!!!.