Doctor's Visit

 

 

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it embarrassing.

 

 

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

 

 

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room.

 

 

As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

 

 

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

 

 

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into A crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

 

 

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

 

 

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said There is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

 

 

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

 

 

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

 

 

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

 

 

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

 

 

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

 

 

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

 

 

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

:rofl:

LOL - class! :D :rofl:

 

Steve :)

:rofl: Very good :rofl:

Pmsl

pmsl

 

on a serious note i went to the doctors today and at the reception i was asked what im in for! i said i may have a lump on my nut,but then it dawned on me,surely this is confidential between doctor and patient :rolleyes:

 

it turned out the lump is an infection so not to worry,no joke was meant by the way :wack:

Fook me greg! A TT lump? That must have hurt :eek:

 

Glad all is well mate :cool:

Fook me greg! A TT lump? That must have hurt :eek:

 

Glad all is well mate :cool:

:rofl:

Pmsl

absolutely class, so funny :rofl: :rofl: cant stop laughing........

heard that one.

 

funny enough I have the receptionist from hell too, along with 5 doctors I cant undrstand and who dont bloody listen anyway.

 

I left last time after saying.

 

"mate dont wast my time, I dont want to be here anyway, I want to be here less having to talk to you you arogant twat"

 

I got banned. whoo hoo.

 

went private, got sorted and the doctor wrote a realy shitty letter to teh surgery and to the people who govenr them. I got a letter of appology

 

Still not going back to tehm though.

:rofl: PMSL