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now thats funny lmao

 

and sad cos its so true

I HATE MY JOB

 

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home

from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and

purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very

sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect

the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable

clothing and sit in your favourite chair, open the package and remove

the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not

become chipped or broken.!

 

 

 

 

 

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that

in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by

Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and

repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in

the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

 

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH

A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS.

hahaha I wondered where this was going ...PMSL ...good one mate..

Very Funny :D :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Yeah, just a shame if your British and lose your job cos you put an English flag up in a Welsh Supermarket - after 12 solid years working - they give you **** all!