The wedding went well,,,,,,,, the reception was great,,

 

but the ring was too tight !!!:shock:

 

 

The stuff they put in Christmas crackers now days :rofl:

He always throws a good party does elton. He's famous for holding big balls.

what i want to know is was he a giver or a taker

I have still not got my head around this gay marriage thing? OK I aint a biggot but maybe a bit old fashioned. I think things are changing pretty damn quick and two blokes getting married just isnt what nature intended and it just feels wrong. BUT! I must admit if I think about it....If two people love each other then they should be allowed to express that love? (see confused)?

yer but does he love him.....................i rekon it wont last......they didnt even have a nuptial agreement,so this guy could take half of everything......

If people are doing it, then it's part of human nature.

To cellibrate his wedding Sir Elton John wanted a picture of a Rolls Royce tattoo'ed on his willy, but the tatooist said that he'd be better off with one of a Land Rover with the amount of sh*t it will be going through. :)

If people are doing it, then it's part of human nature.

 

I never said its not part of human nature I said "what nature intended"

It's sick is what it is.

In honour of the newly anounced gay marriages Ikea are now selling a lesbian beds...theres no screwing involved its just tongue & groove. :tongue:

Its not part of nature its a malfunction of nature, just like what turns Gary Glitter on. There is a very fine line between them.

Who knows what nature intended!

who cares what they do too each other, as long as they do'nt do it to me

Who knows what nature intended!

 

 

LOL. Its called pro-creation. The fundamental act of sex is to pro-create. You are not going to achieve that by shagging another blokes ar5e are you? Therefore nature has intended women to be inpregnated with a mans sperm. Natures intention :duffer: :rolleyes: :)

 

Sorry if I offend any gays...But! I find it disgusting and think it should be kept behind closed doors.

Lets call it a day then, hope you all had a good day today. :duffer: :duffer:

LOL. Its called pro-creation. The fundamental act of sex is to pro-create. You are not going to achieve that by shagging another blokes ar5e are you? Therefore nature has intended women to be inpregnated with a mans sperm. Natures intention :duffer: :rolleyes: :)

 

Sorry if I offend any gays...But! I find it disgusting and think it should be kept behind closed doors.

vini's on a roll :) ........i prefer horses myself...... :duffer:

DGM. No offence intended towards you mate I promise. :duffer:

DGM. No offence intended towards you mate I promise. :duffer:

 

 

:duffer: :duffer:

Anyone fancy a bum? :x: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anyone fancy a bum? :x: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've got one thanks!! :tongue:

I've got one thanks!! :tongue:

Just the one? :tongue:

Just the one? :tongue:

 

yeah it just looks like more than one :rofl:

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