had two lots of these fookers knock tonight they only know one verse of the same song then expect a pay out :mac1: love winding them up :D

I just say im a jehovah witness :rofl:

 

*No offence to real life JW's!

 

Merry Xmas! :D

I just tell them Santa's dead and slam the door.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Humbug.

or just start singing a totally different song REALLY LOUD at them.......see how long they stay. hehehe

2 teenagers need fag money i spose. "we wish you a merry christmas...Blah blah blah" fair play tho at least they did the job. i gave them a quid and told them to get a santa hat for effect... :rofl:

 

Swear at them and the very next day you got some coach lines on your car you didnt have the day before? "MERRY CHRISTMAS MATE" :headvswal

i think its like Halloween - its nice to have the genuine people like young children who have made the effort to dress up/sing knocking on the door, but when you just get scummy teenagers wanting cash - "get orf moi larnd you scummy teenagers wanting cash and not knowing Christmas carols"

We've been giving them cheap chocolate biscuits. They were all young teenagers looking for a bit of cash! Oh well at least they try, cheeky b*ggars.

Haven't had any yet. I have no time for xmas or people reminding me of it by singing on my doorstep.

Haven't had any yet. I have no time for xmas or people reminding me of it by singing on my doorstep.

 

We've been getting these scrotes every night for about a week now ... I've run out of coins! They're enterprising little buggers though because you never see them throughout the year and then all of a sudden they're there every night singing the same crap. One lot we pushed for a second verse (which they didn't know) so they started singing "happy birthday" as they figured it was Jezus's birthday .... :confused: Wife has suggested we give them chocolate coins instead ... One of them even commented on our Shisha (waterpipe used for smoking). "Nice bong you've got mate - can we use it?" WTF??? Just for the record, it's not a bong, I bought it in Dubai and it is a non-functioning, purely ornamental waterpipe! Put up a sign on the door yesteday saying "Gringe lives here - if you can't sing four carols in at least three different languages then stop wasting my time and go back to school!" Didn't seem to deter them though ...

 

Dan

Answer the door in a piss stained pair of oversized white Y fronts and ask them if they would like to come in and play with your puppy's :D

It usually scares the little turds away :rofl: :rofl:

We dont have people doing that over here (thank goodness), maybe because I dont live in the ritsy neighborhoods.