Politically Correct Seasons Greetings:

 

Christmas Thoughts

 

Please accept with no obligation,

implied or implicit our best wishes for

an environmentally conscious,

socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral,

celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most

enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular

practices of your choice, with respect

for the religious/secular persuasions

and/or traditions of others, or their

choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all ...

and a fiscally successful,

personally fulfilling, and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset

of the generally accepted calendar

year 2006, but not without due respect

for the calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to

society have helped make America great,

(not to imply that America is necessarily

greater than any other country or is

the only "AMERICA" in the western

hemisphere), and without regard to the

race, creed, color, age, physical ability,

religious faith, choice of computer platform,

or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

- DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTABILITY -

(By accepting this greeting,

you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to

clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the

original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually

implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is

void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of

the wisher. This wish is warranted

to perform as expected within the

usual application of good tidings

for a period of one year, or until the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,

whichever comes first, and warranty is

limited to replacement of this wish

or issuance of a new wish at the

sole discretion of the wisher.)

LOL and thanks for that, but Christmas is still bo!!ocks

:rofl: :rofl:

LOL!! :D