after chuckling to myself over the anchorman thread, whats everyones favourite funny film quotes??

Cartman= it doesn't hurt anybody... **** ****edy **** **** ****

 

Mr Garison= HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNCILER!?

 

Cartman= How would you like to suck my balls?

 

Mr Garison= what did you just say!!!

 

Cartman= Oh im sorry, im sorry.... what i said was (speaking into megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? mr Garison?

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Oh damn, I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE"

some quality quotes there - keep em coming!

 

my personal faves from some of the films mentioned so far -

 

team america -

 

"remember, theres no I in team america"

 

"errr, yes there is"

 

and

 

"that was bad intelligence - bad intelligence!"

 

"im sorry"

 

 

snatch -

 

the whole fookin film, but in particular -

 

"what did you do that for tyrone?"

 

"it came at me from a funny angle"

 

"it came at you from behind - when you reverse, things come at you from behind!"

 

 

 

"whats in the car?"

 

"seats and a steering wheel"

 

 

 

 

life of brian -

 

"stwike him centwurian, vewy wuffly"

 

"and fwow him to the fwoor sir?

 

"ooooooh yes, fwow him to the fwoor pwease"

LOL Biggus Dickus :rofl:

some film i was watching earlier.........jane-oh yer baby give it to me.....ray-oooooooooooo.......jane-harder harder....ray-oooooooooooooo.....jane-yes yes yes....ray-here it comes here it comes arrrrggghhhhhh yes yes......jane-oh ray......

lock stock "fold is that the only word they taught you at school ronald no they also taught me the word Cnut"

"Go on, open it!"

"What the dog???? It's not a fookin tin of baked beans"

 

 

"Ahh, Tyrone... You silly fat b/\stard!"

 

"If you EVER do that again, then i'll kick B/\STARD LIVING FOOK OUT OF YOU IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS"

 

"Once you've seen a womans cum face, you've seen her soul!"

John Guilgud in Charge Of the Light Brigade:-

'I dont like that young man, far too intelligent. If everyone was like him war would be bloody slaughter'.

Rutger Hauer in Bladerunner:-

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

 

John Cleese (as Lancelot) dragging Michael Palin (Galahad) from the young virgin's castle:

 

Cleese: "Come on I've rescued you!"

Palin: "No wait I can take them single-handed!"

Cleese: "No you can't you're in grave peril!"

Palin: "Well I can take a bit of peril..."

Cleese: "No you can't it's too perilous!"

Palin: "... I bet you're gay!"

Cleese: "... no I'm not!"

 

:bow:

"you're not good - you just know how to Hide" Al Pacino, Scarface. (Very true comment about morality)

when i see a naked man chasing a woman down the street with an axe and a hard on.....i dont ask questions i shoot the b@stard thats my policy...!

 

Dirty Harry

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mommas arse and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. :x:

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mommas arse and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. :x:

 

good army film quote that one

 

how about the one in officer and a gentleman....as he addressed a new recruit....

 

only 2 things come out of texas......steers and queers.....and i don't see no horns !

Carmans gets it for cartoons. I have it on me phone, always gets a laugh. fukfukedyfukfukfuk

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mommas arse and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. :x:

 

quality film

 

" private pile you run like old people ****"

and from the same film!

 

"Did your mother have any kids that lived? I bet she regrets that..!...

 

Funny as fook...

and from the same film!

 

"Did your mother have any kids that lived? I bet she regrets that..!...

 

Funny as fook...

 

and again from this film..

 

"Hell private Joker, I like you so much, i'm gonna invate you over and let you Fook my sister!" :rofl: