after chuckling to myself over the anchorman thread, whats everyones favourite funny film quotes??

Not funny as such but Italian job "your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

PULP FICTION in the back of the car ...John Travolter...."OOPPS!"

pulp fiction again,

 

'I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother****er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass'

Pulp Fiction again "Say WHAT again mother fooker", "go on I dare you, I double dare you"...

 

Then there was "Does he look like a bitch?"

"Never mess with another man's rhubarb!"

 

The Joker in on of the Batman films.

Pulp Fiction again "Say WHAT again mother fooker", "go on I dare you, I double dare you"...

 

Then there was "Does he look like a bitch?"

 

 

Deffo a classic movie. Fair play to Tarentino hes best work to date IMO.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" :rofl: :rofl:

(after his son said something dumb and obvious)

 

...son when i get home i'm gonna punch you're momma in the mouth

 

Sheriff Buford T Justice....smokey n the bandit

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" :rofl: :rofl:

 

:bow: :rofl:

Git that piece o shit ofa my highway !

"My father was a Roman?"

 

"What you were raped?"

 

"Well, at first!!!!"

My favourite is in Kellys Heroes when there is a war going on...

 

Telly Savalas says to Donald Sutherland "What are you doing, theres a bloody war going on?"

Donald replies "Drinking wine, eating cheese - catching some rays!!"

 

And the other one is :

 

TS says: "What are you doing for ammo (reffering to the tank)?"

DS says: "We use paint, it makes pretty pictures in the sky - scares the enemy to death!"

 

PMSL

what we have here is a total lack of respect for the law

 

as per my previous post...

 

but i do like the simpsons...too many to list but probably

 

Mr Burns (to 100 monkeys using 100 typewriters who had to come up with a book and they came up with the most famous opening line ever)....lets see what you've come up with..."it was the best of times...it was the worst of times"....arrgh what kind of rubbish is this....!!

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the ****ing century, in fact ****it nick, i think i'll keep it!"

 

"I got peed on"

 

"This coffee tastes like shit!"

"It IS shit austin"

"Oh, thats ok then!"

"It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel!"

 

and

 

"These go up to 11!"

 

Actually, just about any line from that film...

"It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel!"

 

and

 

"These go up to 11!"

 

Actually, just about any line from that film...

 

funny how the guy in Spinal Tap eneded up doing voices in the simpsons as well...small world

 

last Simpsons one....

 

(Mr Burns to smithers)...nonsense Smithers dogs are idiots...how would you like it if i can and jumped all over you whilst slobbering on your face...?

 

(Smithers)....mmmmmmm

James Bond! Live and let die....

 

 

Bond (Roger Moore) accompanies his female companion into his hotel room - she nips into the bedroom to freshen up - suddenly theres a bloodcurdling scream and Bond rushes in to find her distraught - On the bed is a tatty top hat with a feather sticking out of it - the voodoo symbol for death!!!!!

 

What's the matter darling?

 

she points noiselessly to the hat, her face a picture of abject terror..

 

Bond squints at it

"Why it's just a hat darling, belonging to a smallheaded man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken."

 

 

muhahahahahha

"Quiet, quiet - here comes the King"

"How do you know he's the King?"

"He hasn't got sh1t all over him."

 

Python rules :D

do you feel lucky ,,punk,, well do ya,,then clint goes into his speel about the gun ......classic

simpsons - " if somethings hard to do its not worth doing"

 

lock stock - to many to list mainly lenny mclean quotes

 

scum " im the daddy round here"

I have a question about midi chlorians. What are midi chlorians?

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!

 

 

 

PMSL :rofl:

see no evil hear no evil............Dave: Who are you talking to?!

Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick.

Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?

Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.

Dave: You're blind?!

Wally: Yes I'm blind, what are you ****ing deaf?

Dave: Yes, I'm ****ing deaf!

Wally: You're really deaf?

Dave: I'm really deaf.

Wally: Then how do you know what I'm saying?

Dave: Because I'm reading your lips now you want the job or not?

Mini-me stop humping the friking lazer!

the wraith --

skank and gutter boy, , this is some good shit , as he guzzles gasoline!!

 

 

and lock stock , mine says desert ealge etc yours says replica , funny as fook