I hate women. i know i might only be 15 but still oh im going gay i dont care if that sounds a bit over the top. sorry to put something stupid but its the only place i can speak exactly what i feel :headvswal

It's tea time mate... they're busy cooking!!! init! :rofl:

But your in twice as deep $h|t when you get caught and what happends if your gf #1 answers the phone when gf #2 calls? :)

 

 

As I said mate if your good enough you can blag it, if not move on! Not saying its right but most woman know what they are getting into.

women are like z's.

 

ton's of really shit ones out there...

the good ones are all taken...

they look nice but can be a pain in the ass...

cost a fekin fortune to keep...

bits start to sagg with age...

the more done up they are - the less your parents approve (my fave :) )...

not easy to get into...

turns more heads with the top off...

tha faster they go the more stupid your smirk becomes...

... something to do with G's and the G spot...?

 

 

Maybe this should be the start of a new thread?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

As I said mate if your good enough you can blag it' date=' if not move on! Not saying its right but most woman know what they are getting into.[/quote']

True, but still quite unfair though, would you like to be in your gf's position in that situation? :)

True, but still quite unfair though, would you like to be in your gf's position in that situation? :)

 

 

been there mate, thas why playing the field has its advantages

I hate women. i know i might only be 15 but still oh im going gay i dont care if that sounds a bit over the top. sorry to put something stupid but its the only place i can speak exactly what i feel :headvswal

Steer well clear mate, trust me!

been there mate' date=' thas why playing the field has its advantages[/quote']

Couldn't have been fun finding out that :(

But as you say, two is always better than one, especially at the same time ;)

lads good lot of stupid advice but she just been round my house to talk and for the moment we just mates. its true they dont know what they want

WAKE UP !!!! Just friends ? :headvswal Ill interprate that 4 U it means "When im bored U will do as a fill in to go to town with and look at flowers and girl shit But when i see someone i like i can Fook his brains out without ofending U Because ?? "Were Are Just good friends" :headvswal

Do what most of us should have done Stay single buy a flash car have fun and shag nasty blonde bimbos who are so stupid they cant even spell ther own name. :rant: Then dump em and move on before they get there flesh grabbibg hooks into you. :x: :headvswal :rant: :mac1: :nelson:

Sorry bout that had a bad experiance once !! I divorced it so its ok now ! :rofl:

My Spelling is awful when i rant ! :rofl:

well i been talking on msn with her for the last hour and we back together. ah she is lucky she is nice looking. And i dont care what you's say but she also has a good personality.

two words that shud stick in your mind for life and these two words will mean that you will always get a good shag, it means you will never be cheated on, it means you will be loved for life (if you wanted to be), it means that you will always be in control

and the two words are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fat birds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fat birds

Haa haaaaa :rofl: :rofl:

two words that shud stick in your mind for life and these two words will mean that you will always get a good shag, it means you will never be cheated on, it means you will be loved for life (if you wanted to be), it means that you will always be in control

and the two words are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fat birds

 

Stella your a mad one. fat birds dont do it for me. i like small birds thats why this one is only 5foot2

fat birds dont do it for me

they will do it for ya, thats my point lol. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

two words that shud stick in your mind for life and these two words will mean that you will always get a good shag, it means you will never be cheated on, it means you will be loved for life (if you wanted to be), it means that you will always be in control

and the two words are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fat birds

 

I really don't want to offend one, but that's so true.

Well if you say so

and most big women have great tits :hyper: :hyper:

two words that shud stick in your mind for life and these two words will mean that you will always get a good shag, it means you will never be cheated on, it means you will be loved for life (if you wanted to be), it means that you will always be in control

and the two words are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fat birds

 

 

fpmsl :rofl: :rofl: they are always greatful

and most big women have great tits :hyper: :hyper:

Small and firm is better than big and sacky in my opinion.

Just remember to take a bag of flour with you :duffer:

Small and firm is better than big and sacky in my opinion.

Stella even a fat bird will cheat on you. the key is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UGLY BIRD

More than a handful is a waste

Young and naive is this one.

how about skinny women....

I hate women. i know i might only be 15 but still oh im going gay i dont care if that sounds a bit over the top. sorry to put something stupid but its the only place i can speak exactly what i feel :headvswal

i thought i was the only gay in the village ;)