looks like i will be fighting tne women off with my love truncheon tonite lol

 

going out on the stella and me boss is paying for it so im gonna make a pig of myself and get lashed lol

Hey,

I was there this morning and he took me for a ride so why wasn't i offered a feel of the cold nob? . . . .

 

Maybe it was cos we were running from the police car :headvswal

 

As of yet i dont completely understand the joys, Also i dont think my ecu reset, maybe we didn't have the battery off long enough :confused:

 

PMSL maybe his knob had warmed up by then

 

the code 34 is why your z is feeling a bit slow, (saftey boost will be on)

is it still stalling?

nice looking Zed mate

well it hasn't yet, however everytime it has is in the morning so far.

 

Im just looking forward to seeing how my zed goes once right!!!

very tin tin esk

 

You mean 'esque' LOL :D

reet im ratted, any fooker wanting toi feel my cold nob has had it

 

ive put a glove on it l;ol

 

the women werwe all over me tonite

 

i even heard one of thjem say "hit the pervert in his face that will teach the coont a lesson lol:"

reet im ratted, any fooker wanting toi feel my cold nob has had it

 

ive put a glove on it l;ol

 

the women werwe all over me tonite

 

i even heard one of thjem say "hit the pervert in his face that will teach the coont a lesson lol:"

:mac1:

LMFAO :D

 

Bless him, he's come back from his Bill & Ted's greatest ever adventure speaking the truth! :D

LMFAO :D

 

Bless him, he's come back from his Bill & Ted's greatest ever adventure speaking the truth! :D

have you just sat and watched that you sad git lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you havent taped ity by anychance have you :x: :x:

have you just sat and watched that you sad git lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you havent taped ity by anychance have you :x: :x:

 

 

No mate! But the big question is did you pull 10p Betty or did you even pull at all? Seeing as you are sooooooo HOT? PMSLMFAO :D :D

i wish she wasd worth 10p lol

 

my reputaton goes like this, and i qoute "that dirty bastid would fook a fur coat if it had a hole in it "

 

end qoute

 

thats what me da\d told everyone lol

i wish she wasd worth 10p lol

 

my reputaton goes like this, and i qoute "that dirty bastid would fook a fur coat if it had a hole in it "

 

end qoute

 

thats what me da\d told everyone lol

 

:rofl: :rofl: he's right tho.. :rofl:

LOL :D

 

That reminds me of a mate from me childhood days, he said everytime we went to play Golf that 'If that hole had hair round it, I'd make it in one!' and what cracks me up about that is that nowadays the hole doesn't even have a fringe! :rofl: Unless you're unlucky enough to pull a eau natureul bird! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :rofl:

i wish she wasd worth 10p lol

 

my reputaton goes like this, and i qoute "that dirty bastid would fook a fur coat if it had a hole in it "

 

end qoute

 

thats what me da\d told everyone lol

There's always next weekend;)

Just got back from a party & only one available bird who was well up for it! but I'd rather spend the night with my mate Chloe aka Tony!!!!!! Lol.

i would fook a barber shop floor lol

quote "that dirty bastid would fook a fur coat if it had a hole in it "

 

WATCH OUT JOHN MOTSON :nelson:

i wish she wasd worth 10p lol

 

my reputaton goes like this, and i qoute "that dirty bastid would fook a fur coat if it had a hole in it "

 

end qoute

 

thats what me da\d told everyone lol

 

so thats why you were squatting behind the zed? seeing how big the pipes were eh :rofl: