me and ourlass are tucking into our chinese when suddenly she starts choking

 

coughing and gasping for breath she stood up gasping for air which frightened the life out of me i jumped up and dropped my plate all over the floor

 

i got behind her and lent her over slightly and put my left arm around her waste, then with my right arm a punched her in the back of the head and told her to shut the fook up as i was wathching the simpsons

 

ungreatful cow :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quite right too mate......

 

.......I fekking hate it when someone interrupts me watching the Simpsons :rofl:

 

Richard :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pmsfl

rotfpmsl :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

 

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fooooking classic m8

Ffs!! LMAO and all those other sad internet mnemonics, Lol, PMSL.

PMSL :rofl: :rofl:

Why bother just crack open another Stella................. :headvswal

Why bother just crack open another Stella................. :headvswal

thats the way lol

 

im going to bed now (and yes im a lightweight lol)

thats the way lol

 

im going to bed now (and yes im a lightweight lol)

 

Five hours for me yet before bed time. Think we should call you SHEEELA not Stella...LOL