Been charged today with assualt over a silly prank

 

 

Went out the other night, and we were all doing lines of cocaine at the back of the club, for a laugh i decided to spike one of the girls lines with some curry powder.

 

She did the line, but had an allergic reaction to the powder she snorted.

 

She collapsed, and the bouncers called an ambulance, and they took her into hospital where she slipped into a corma.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

at first I thought you were mad for owning up!!!

Well im not letting the bacon get hold of me, ive done a runner.

 

Im really worried they might ketchup with me though, im sure someone has grassed me up for it, and i dont know who the sauce of their information is.

 

My family are really taking it badly, especially my naan.

 

I had a word with the family solicitor (Indian chap, Mr Vin Dalo) and he reckons that i could be in a hot situation here, so im definately going to skip the country, its just a rice against time now to get far enough away before the police find me cause when they do i just know that they are going to really make a meal of the whole thing

dont wory. it will corma down

hope you don't get taken away mate!

I can arrange for you to meet with Poppa Dom, he may be able to 'Help' you out ;)

I've heard that Poppa Dom can be a bit spicy sometimes

just a tip, don't bhaji anyone in prison :mac1:

hope you don't get taken away mate!

:mac1:

 

No mate, I keep coming over in hot flushes, and then the next minute I'm all chilli.

 

:nelson:

i suppose your going to tikka chance on leaving then bud

i suppose your going to tikka chance on leaving then bud

 

 

Yeah, probably. I really do think that I've forked up, I'm living on a knife edge here, I reckon my only chance to get away is in my Integra type R cause that's got a spoon engine.

you have a lot on your plate, you forked up mate you need to hope she curries up and get out of her corma you could always stay with a friend of mine ro ganjosh he's a top guy

I remember a 'local guy' called Fo King kok did the same & ended up in custardy! He ended up in the cells & met some friendly chaps called Ben Dover & Phil McCavity :eek: On release, he changed his name to Fo King Hait Kok!!

I'm Being Taken To Court :(

You should be too. 1765 posts in 4 months is fooking CRIMINAL!!!!

 

:D :wack: