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I'm Being Taken To Court :(


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Been charged today with assualt over a silly prank

 

 

Went out the other night, and we were all doing lines of cocaine at the back of the club, for a laugh i decided to spike one of the girls lines with some curry powder.

 

She did the line, but had an allergic reaction to the powder she snorted.

 

She collapsed, and the bouncers called an ambulance, and they took her into hospital where she slipped into a corma.

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Well im not letting the bacon get hold of me, ive done a runner.

 

Im really worried they might ketchup with me though, im sure someone has grassed me up for it, and i dont know who the sauce of their information is.

 

My family are really taking it badly, especially my naan.

 

I had a word with the family solicitor (Indian chap, Mr Vin Dalo) and he reckons that i could be in a hot situation here, so im definately going to skip the country, its just a rice against time now to get far enough away before the police find me cause when they do i just know that they are going to really make a meal of the whole thing

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