So anyway.. the lovely Mrs Turbo is taking the Rottie to the vet:

 

In the waiting room are 2 other Rottweilers, looking decidedly nervous...

So... there they all are when one of the other Rots says

"what you here for" to the second Rot

"well" says the doggie "I caught someone trying to break into my masters car and pounced on the blagger tearing out his throat, the robber died and im here to be put to sleep..."

"Oh" replies the 2nd Rot "me too, caught someone breaking into my masters house and chewed his leg off..here to be put to sleep too"..

The two Rotties look up at Mrs Turbo and then ask Turbo-Rott what he is in for..

"My masters wife was bent over the sink doing some washing up and I thought aye aye Ill have some of that and humped her big-time!..

..oh dear say the two rotties..'you here to be put to sleep??'

"Nope!' says Turbo-Rott...'Here to have my claws trimmed!'

LMAO!

...really no offence intended matey .. read the joke in Loaded and just changed the words

hehe

LMAO

 

Skipped the rest after the first few lines as I knew exactly where it was going you looney! Old one that!

 

P.S. she's not tall enough to bend over a sink anyway...she can only just reach it stood on a cardboard box to do the washing up! ROFLMFAO

 

So what's this I hear about Mrs Turbo buying you a full length fur coat then Tim !?! LOL

Right that's it!

 

I'm gonna do my best to find either a member of the Banana Splits or a Rotweiller suit for Billing!

 

Right laugh seeing Sparkey driving a Twin Tub down the M1 with the T-tops off...ROFL

 

Timski my daughter has a Pluto suit Mrs T can borrow that .

 

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