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Grasshopper is miles away!!! LOL. Or is this Johnny's back garden.

Sitting comfortably! Then i'll begin.

Last year we went to Edinburgh to see 'rellies', i planned a shopping trip to GPS' on the way home smile.gif, sweet shop syndrome.

Long we end was pukka, fishin', many beers, & top hospitality. Even rang Andyduff on the way up to try & meet, but timing was wrong.

 

Time to head home was shopping time, cash in pocket adrenalin pumpin' ok Penninington here we come.

But after a very confused conversation with a garage owner just outside Barrow-In-Ferness

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He said are you loking for the Grasshopper bloke, "yes mate".....he said he was in Leeds somwhere. wtf.

He gets so many people looking for you Johnny-you wouldn't believe, people turn up there weekly to do custom & its a 1 man horse box of a place - cronic!

Hit the mobile & speak (gps) to the good lady, who says so sorry this has happend before. Ok then Leeds it is, cash burning me arse pocket by now, can't wait!

But got to Lancaster s/station & blew the drive shaft in the 'pug'.

Things 'arnt going my way by now, as you can guess!

And then i'll be f****d ther's a meet there this w/e, & i'm on 1 hr call up! s**t.

 

Johnny why not arange a summer meet at yours sometime, loads 'a' notice etc, it might be worth it.

 

Do a summer bbq or someting will ya'.

 

Or was that your house with the gravel drive with fountains, next to the garage!!!

 

harve.

 

 

 

 

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LOL Harve dont take much notice on the Ginger bread mans directions,last year we go from Manchester to Nottingham and end up in Brum? Now you tell me how the ginger bread man gets that wrong biggrin.gif

 

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That is a picture of pennington, Morcambe bay lol.

Ian do you still want the ally h/brake sleive!!!

As you or Timmy wheren't there at Brum,.

If so i'll have to make another, as i had no response & gave yours away, to a 300 not on here!!!

Rsvp.

 

harve

Fuck Off Macca I wasn`t driving and you know the rest. Don`t type it though you Fucker.

 

Got too say Harve. That day did make me piss myself laughing.

 

Yep Busted Grasshopper are indeed expanding into the Lake District.

I dread to think what you guys will reply to that. lol

 

O.K BBQ Weekend I will start to organiZe.

Macca. Check out Nico / Craig thread mate.

 

Harve. Excellent

Johnny, you could hold a gig near you to loose most.

You know whats needed as you've been to them all we've seen ya'. But contacts are everything, so your resonably left alone.

Its January, so go fix something up.

It might not be 'trax' or ' Billing' but its gotta be a laugh.

 

My mates got some 'SALE ON NOW' stickers going....Just cut of the Carnossour bit, hehe.

 

harve.

 

 

OK Johnny boy I might just type what happened that day biggrin.gifHarve mate yes please to the handbrake wink.gif.

 

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Harve / Macca.

 

Are you 2 smoking the same dope guyZ.

 

What the Fuck. lol

 

Macca. Check your mail. Sorry check your Male lol, Sorry mate

 

Yes Yes Yep No Worries Got Ya. Haa Ha Haa

 

Call the tunes and I`ll get Sequential Twin Turbo to write them. Peter get on the job.

 

Follow that

Smokin' the same joint!

Who rolled it Andrex!!!

 

 

 

Harve.

 

Don`t believe Tooley mate their not that bad.

 

Right This has been a long day 8-30 till 12-20 ouch.

I am not answering the phone early tomorrow. lol

 

Cheers

 

Johnny

Check your Male Strawberry blonde eek.gif.

 

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If Johnny says he knows where he's going, don't believe him smile.gif Driving around Liverpool for an hour is great fun, honest wink.gif

To be fair, he did have shite directions. So I'll let him off this time smile.gif lol

 

Rob.

Can you imagine Ginger Spice as a navigator in a rally biggrin.gifLMFAO He would be driving around the 1st stage weeks after the rally had finished biggrin.gifROFL biggrin.gif

 

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trust me johnny's tampax joints will have you in fits when you look at them after a hit on my good old bud bomb

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