ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH ****in ****in ******* scum ****in shit bags that cant keep thier ******* hands off things. I'd love to get my fookin hands on em n squeeeeeeeeeze thier little necks slowly as i look them in the eye & watch the very last breath draw from thier worthless fookin bodies. then id like to take em home to thier ever loving parents n smake them up n down the fookin street as well. :rant: :rant: :rant: :headvswal

dare we ask

ok i will whats up ??? you allright??

Whats up bud, someone done something to your car :(?

some scum fookin little b4stards have just chucked a f00kin drick through both the Passat & the f00kin Zed windscreen. I have just spent the last hour driving around threatening every trick or f00kin treater in Melton with slitting thier throats.

OMG little b4stards.

 

Whats a drick ?

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :( :shock:

OMG little b4stards.

 

Whats a drick ?

Think he means brick bud,

:nono::nono: Phil bad mate very bad, you just dont know now days...little Fooookers :xxx:'s all deserve a :mac1: but it will only be you getting aressted bud :(

sorry to here this news bud

Its like a f00kin BRICK but not so f00kin funny. :mac1:

I had a similar thing last year, because i didn`t open the door had a plant pot thrown at it, went out and gave the little fooker a pasting. Found out later he was only 14 but didn`t give a shit. Police came round and denied it all, nothing came of it.

Don`t see why they get away with it and would do the same again, little w@akers.

Thats ****ing awful mate, sorry to hear that! Thats not a trick, thats just sheer malicious vandalism :(:( makes my blood boil !! Eggs on the house....ok a pain in the arse but nothing a jet wash cant sort out, but when your windscreen which costs £300+ to repair AND renders the vehicle useless until it is replaced....thats not on. Personally mate I would look about for the chav gangs, get out with a cricket bat, knock on to the floor, stand on his chest with the bat poised and make him tell you who did it. If and when the lad starts blubbing for his mummy move onto the next gang and so on. This method worked for me (although I did have 2 fooking massive south african rugby players with me at the time) when someone kicked the indicator and headlight in on my mondeo when it was on my mate's (the south african's) driveway!! Cought the culpret, had his wallet and lo and behold it was just enough to get a headlight and indicator from the breaker's yard!

 

Although I agree with sarge though, it will be you that gets arrested not the criminal :(:( ****ing :xxx:

Thought it could be brick but the D is knowhere near the B so figured it wasnt a typo, hence the question. Wasnt taking the piss dude :bow:

Like the elephant in your sig astra. I never forgat & the shit pile i will reap on the b4stards will be massive & totally over the top.

Christ that's shite did it catch any of the bodywork or just the glass?

 

In all honesty I thought the lock up your cars thread was a joke. Glad I live out in the provinces where all I have to worry about is inbreeding :wack:

Thought it could be brick but the D is knowhere near the B so figured it wasnt a typo, hence the question. Wasnt taking the piss dude :bow:

 

All fingers n thumbs mate. Cant even type properly. Anger does that to a man.

Have you reported it to the feds, isnt there some sort of community compensation board now for this kind of thing ? Similar to the criminal injurys compensation board ?

I was on hold for the coppers for 15mins. so i told the call center guy to f00k himself n hung up. The coppers then rang me back from north f00kin hampton, so i told them to fook off as well. They then rang me at 11:45 to tell me they would be round tomorow n f00k me a cop car has just pulled up outside right now. WTF is all that about? Good job i hadnt been stabbed & needed urgent assistance

As said earlier bud!!! Little fookers!! :mad: :mad:

 

Hope you get it resolved with the police!!

Good luck with the police mate...and apparently there is a bloke under than pile of shite...should be Tony Blair IMHO

makes me glad my z has 2 armed guards stoping any little shi*s getting to her!

feel for you man, that really is crap!

For ****s sake haven't these brain dead little *******s got anything better to do? I can't even imagine how pissed off you must be mate. What happened to knocking on doors and running away like I used to do when I was a kid (Still do actually)

Little c0ck suckers.

 

Hope you can sort it out somehow mate.

How did it go with the police then?

Another good excuse for nailing his sorry ass to a tree,.....

 

Oh yeah, and getting that hot crack pipe out agin..only this time..shove it up his sorry ass...

 

Fookers mess with a mans car...no excuse...

Man that sucks, nice to see the law are doigntheir suual bang up job there....BTW I'm a great believer in Mob justice....