to goto Stafford with her Dad for one night only on Wednesday, should I feel this cut-up?

 

What would you feel like if your Mrs did one for a night?

 

Just interested to see what anyone else thinks. LOL :D

get the girlfriend around

get the girlfriend around

 

LMFAO :D

VVank frantically all evening with her underwear on my head.

Pull yourself together man!!! LOL.

Roflmfao :d

VVank frantically all evening with her underwear on my head.

 

can do that when she at home...........

 

 

 

so i'm told, not that i would, not ever...really

 

 

no

 

sniffffffff

to goto Stafford with her Dad for one night only on Wednesday, should I feel this cut-up?

 

What would you feel like if your Mrs did one for a night?

 

Just interested to see what anyone else thinks. LOL :D

 

 

Better get some hand lube and a new hard drive before she goes mate :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Better get some hand lube and a new hard drive before she goes mate :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Sorted! :D

Vodka,brass

The wife and kids have just come back after a couple of days away at her aunts. Best two days for YEARS!!! It also meant I didn't have to see my mother-in-law or her sister. Result.

The wife and kids have just come back after a couple of days away at her aunts. Best two days for YEARS!!! It also meant I didn't have to see my mother-in-law or her sister. Result.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Have a w4nk.... :xxx:

get the next lambo in before she gets back.. or i may do that .. if need be.. um sorta.. possibly maybe happening, in a rounda bout way, if i did that is, as she wouldnt be here to see it till the next day or so and then its too late , probaly... um.. wheres my coat.

i would be glad for the time away and go down the pub to play pool or snooker with one of my mates

Stereo up full blast, throw clothes everywhere, pizza ,beer.........I could go on.

Get the boys round with some beers and babestation in the background :rofl:

At the start of this year my wife and daughter went to Kenya for 16 days, nearly fookin killed me, didn't have much contact with them for that period and hadn't been apart that long be4.

 

glad they're back

Timmy you have worked away for years only going back home for weekends so what you crying about you total hurmur-sex-yul

I know you dont have the massage parlours your used to back home but you got the sheep where you are and thats the next best thing :rofl:

to goto Stafford with her Dad for one night only on Wednesday, should I feel this cut-up?

 

What would you feel like if your Mrs did one for a night?

 

Just interested to see what anyone else thinks. LOL :D

 

Sounds like a nice break for you mate.

 

Get some pals round for a party or go out with the lads ;)

 

I do know what you mean though - I've got so used to Julia always being around that I hate it when I wake up and she is not there. Thankfully it doesn't happen often - just the odd business trip abroard or my office Xmas party in a strange hotel far from home......

 

Richard :D

VVank frantically all evening with her underwear on my head.

 

Are we connected cause thats exactly what i would do, but i would definatly have to VVank in to a sock and hide it in her draw as a suprise :x: :rofl:

Timmy you have worked away for years only going back home for weekends so what you crying about you total hurmur-sex-yul

I know you dont have the massage parlours your used to back home but you got the sheep where you are and thats the next best thing :rofl:

 

LMFAO :D

 

Nice to know that someone is paying attention, cheers mate. :D

It would'nt bother me,if the next time I spoke to her was through a f--king medium. :bow: Nuf said.

to goto Stafford with her Dad for one night only on Wednesday, should I feel this cut-up?

 

What would you feel like if your Mrs did one for a night?

 

Just interested to see what anyone else thinks. LOL :D

 

i read the title of your post and thought to myself you lucky B***ard :rofl: if only mine ...... :D

It would'nt bother me,if the next time I spoke to her was through a f--king medium. :bow: Nuf said.

 

You crack me up home boy, clocked you at Trax aswell you sad MO FO!!!

i read the title of your post and thought to myself you lucky B***ard :rofl: if only mine ...... :D

 

LMFAO :D

 

Is it just me that actually loves me Mrs???