Basically Iam a 50year old who has just bought his first nissan 300zx fairlady twin turbo , jolly good car quite a quick car too, I beleive I have in the region of 500 horse power, the chap I bought it off of told me he had added a few modifications to it, dont really know what they are, anyway I just thought I would introduce myself to your club, I have visited it several times before thought it was funny your members were having a good piece of banter with a chap named the snake good bit of clean fun I was wondering what ever happened to him I think we should get a campaign to get him to write a few more threads to cheer the place up a bit, by for now

signed Dave rsvp :x:

There's not been a proper troll on here for a while...when they make it so obvious it kind of takes the fun out of spotting it.

No body in Glasgow has "chums" Tit!

 

Alan..........

well said min

i used to know a guy who went by the name of 'dangerous dave'.. he got locked up for 'fiddling' with a 14 year old.

i used to know a guy who went by the name of 'dangerous dave'.. he got locked up for 'fiddling' with a 14 year old.

FFS they got internet is prison now?

Good to meet you Dave, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it is very unlikely that your car will have 500 ponies, a sales pitch from the previous owner ????

 

One of the main guys on here Mac1 has just spend 25k on an engine build and made 500 horses (loads more to come though)

 

Not a put down on your car at all mate just hoping to guide you onto the right path :) Any pics of the car and mods it has on it at all ?

 

Well you killed that one then........... :D

i used to know a guy who went by the name of 'dangerous dave'.. he got locked up for 'fiddling' with a 14 year old.

you will need to do better than that

Well you killed that one then........... :D

 

 

Bit like one of your jokes :rofl:

you will need to do better than that

 

 

thought you were banned dave? How is your dead rotting carcase sitting in the rocking chair in the corner doing by the way? Have a good row with her tonight?

thought you were banned dave? How is your dead rotting carcase sitting in the rocking chair in the corner doing by the way? Have a good row with her tonight?

:rofl::rofl:

Remind me never to enter into a slanging match with you !

thought you were banned dave? How is your dead rotting carcase sitting in the rocking chair in the corner doing by the way? Have a good row with her tonight?

 

 

...........errrrrrrrr am I missing something here??

 

Do you know this guy?? :confused: :confused:

im back sucker lol

im back sucker lol

 

Ahhh Fook!!!.........Not another alias :mac1:

Mac or Chunk sort this out its boring!!!!!!!!!

im back sucker lol

Nice one matesssssssssssss lol

im back sucker lol

well isnt this a great game you's are playing, you should just stick to the im young with acne forums, that way you will be understood for what you really are (A PRATT)

ur 300 aint as fast as mine-------- sucker

ur 300 aint as fast as mine-------- sucker

Is that the one with Matchbox's new "super fast" wheels.....Whhheeeeeee!!!

 

PRICK!!!..........Sorry......LITTLE PRICK :mac1: :mac1: :mac1:

ur 300 aint as fast as mine-------- sucker

i bet it is ive got 900 bhp under that white bonnet

 

white is faster btw

 

also got an engine in the boot that i could switch on for another 1500 bhp, it also does 60 trillion miles an hour and has an hyper drive with a built in turbo timer :D

steve 300 that was meant for dangerous dave soz mate

im back sucker lol

 

I think youll find you are not :mac1: