Well... llike it says ... I certainly can't!

 

:duffer:

I can full blown sex without waking my Mrs

well, thats as long as she dont hear the frontdoor closing as i home in anyway lol

Depends how long your stroke is :eek: :xxx:

no probs, if she wakes up she just shakes one out herself, but i've gotta help :x:

But you see if I vote my misssus will know :x:

shake...

 

mate trust me your doing it all wrong.

My Missus wear's ear plugs!!

In Bed That is :o

no cause im usually playing with her t1ts with my free hand

I can full blown sex without waking my Mrs

well, thats as long as she dont hear the frontdoor closing as i home in anyway lol

 

PMSL!!! :rofl:

I dont have to. all i gotta do is give her a little nudge and she would return the favour??????? :bow:

i wish my missus would :(:(:(

 

lol

i wish my missus would :(:(:(

 

lol

 

Atleast i know im not the only one out there LOL :rant:

no cause im usually playing with her t1ts with my free hand

 

bada ba baaa baa............ im loving it! :rofl: :rofl:

 

my misses looks like this if i get caught doing that

Ohhhhhhhh maaaatron!! I cant even imagine why you wanna know about all of the 300zx posse knocking one out!!

 

Shocking behaviour, even for you!! :p

No problem, some times I "think" she's gonna wake up while she's wipin er face :xxx:

No problem, some times I "think" she's gonna wake up while she's wipin er face :xxx:

 

:rofl:

Well... llike it says ... I certainly can't!

 

:duffer:

 

 

FFS LMAO :rofl:

 

Why would you want to shiver one out when the perfect place is only a foot away ? :confused: Just prod her with a stick and wake her up FFS LOL

FFS LMAO :rofl:

 

Why would you want to shiver one out when the perfect place is only a foot away ? :confused: Just prod her with a stick and wake her up FFS LOL

 

If he's a real man he wont need a stick Mac. PMSL.

My missus reads the paper during sex,,,lolol

PMSL, reminds me of a story my mate told me once.

 

Was seeing this girl. Moved in with her, was seeing her for a few years. Got on quite well.

 

Anyway, she used to wake up with eye problems. Carried on for a few months. Her eyes were all gooey and sticky when she woke up. She'd got fed up with this and went to see her doctor thinking she had conjunctivitis.

 

Anyway, she'd been to see the doctor a number of times and he was unsure as to what was wrong. So tests were done. A few swabs were sent away for analysis. On return, the results were not as expected.

 

The lab had informed the doctor that the supposed liquid secretion from her eyes was infact semen.

 

Just so happened, the chap had been cracking one off on her face before he left for work as he did early shifts at the local Clarks distribution warehouse nearby. When she found out, she hit the roof. Needless to say, they aren't together anymore! :rofl:

i no this mate called martin ,. his wife wouldnt give him the pleasure so he wacked one out all over her face ,, in the morn when she woke, she was screaming i cant open me eyes im blind help me help me,

she did exact her revenge on him she put dog poo in a sandwich and gave it to him he almost swallowed ,, nice famiy!!!! pmsl

Shit Sandwich!! AWSOME!!

My missus reads the paper during sex,,,lolol

 

Sorry you mean a stamp!! :rofl: :rofl: