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scenerio:

 

A director of a major company books a flight from London UK to Los Angeles America on flight number BG5710, on leaving the building to catch the flight the director is approached by the company night watchman.

the watchman says "please sir don't catch the flight number BG5710 to america", when asked why the watchman replied "I saw last night in my dreams that the flight crashed over the Atlantic ocean". :bow:

the company director heeded the warning and missed the flight and surely enough the plane crashed as predicted.

the director went to the watchman and thanked him for saving his life, rewarded him with £10,000.00 :dance: then proceeded to sack the watchman :x: :( ..... WHY DID HE SACK HIM? : :shock: :confused:

ANSWER AFTER THE FIRST 10 REPLIES IF NO ONE GETS IT.

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Because the night watchman was tapping his phone?

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Because the night watchman was tapping his phone?

 

W.R.O.N.G

looks like the night watchman has been sleeping/dreaming during his working hours.. :D

"I saw last night in my dreams..."

 

He should have been working! 'Night' watchman.

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As the three above :)

 

well done he was sacked for falling asleep on the job!

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And that he was loking over the confidential "who is on the plane" lists!!!!

 

no he had a preminission thats all. monseur Poiriot (thats the wrong spelling but you know who i mean , that funny looking french detective) LOL LOl

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