http://www.petroldirect.com/

 

I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in a 2 litre plastic container.

 

They even sell petrol with NOx already in it which saves on the costs of an expensive conversion !

 

and if you don't mind driving slowly, the Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded is amazingly cheap.

I got mailed this yesterday and it looks too good to be true! :D

Especially the plutonium! LOL

 

But I want their Super Unleaded at 100 RON for 65ppl :(

"This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation"

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if only those prices were true lol :headvswal

but how old is the petrol by the time it arrives , How long does petrol stay good for ?? before it goes off ??

but how old is the petrol by the time it arrives , How long does petrol stay good for ?? before it goes off ??

the site is a wind up

but how old is the petrol by the time it arrives , How long does petrol stay good for ?? before it goes off ??

 

I think this bit below gives the game away mate :D

"I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in a 2 litre plastic container."

smithy

but how old is the petrol by the time it arrives , How long does petrol stay good for ?? before it goes off ??

 

LOL! :D

:rofl:

but how old is the petrol by the time it arrives , How long does petrol stay good for ?? before it goes off ??

:headvswal :headvswal :headvswal :D

http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

 

 

LMAO !

Perfuel™

 

Aimed especially at lady drivers of Beetle Convertibles, Mazda MX5s and other girlie cars, Perfuel™ is an attractively fragrant biofuel made from processed rose petals.

 

The advantages of Perfuel™ are twofold - rose petals are a renewable energy source, and additionally it is the only fuel that perfumes the environment with a delicate aroma as you drive.

 

Sold in 15ml bottles at £300 per bottle. :bow: :dance:

"Petrol Direct has tapped into the legendary EU wine lakes to come up with Vin Diesel™"

 

PMSL :bow: :D

I like this bit !!

 

"Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries."

I got mine through today,the envelopes were soaked so only managed to rescue half of a cup full.