ACURA

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

 

AMC

All Makes Combined

A Major Cost

A Mutated Car

A Morons Car

Another Major Catastrophe

 

AUDI

Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Automobile Under Demonic Influence

Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

 

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Break My Window

Break My Windshield

Babbling Mechanical Wench

Beastly Monstrous Wonder

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Barely Moving Wreck

Big Money Waste

Big Money. Why?

Big Money Works

Born Moderately Wealthy

Breaks Most Wrenches

Bring More Wrenches

Brings Me Women

Brings More Women

Broken Money Waster

Broke My Wallet

Broken Monstrous Wonder

Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

 

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

 

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

 

DODGE

Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Dead Old Dog Going East

Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment

Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

 

EDSEL

Every Day Something Else Leaks

 

FIAT

Failed Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It Again, Tony!

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

 

FORD

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

First On Race Day

First On Recall Day

Fabricated Of Refried Dung

Fails On Rainy Days

Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream

Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

Fault Of R&D

Finally Obsolete Racing Device

Fireball On Rear Denting

First On Road to Dump

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

Flipping Over Results in Death

Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

Follow Our Rusty Dogsled

Foot On Road Decelerates

Forced On Reluctant Drivers

Formed Of Rejected DNA

Forwarded Once; Return Denied

Forward Only; Reverse Defective

Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin

Fork Over Repair Dough

Fouled Out Re-done Dodge

Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

Free Or Reduced Drastically

Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed

Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Funny Old Rattling Dump

(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

 

GEO

Good Engineering Overlooked

why would it offend "someone" if it aint racist? still bein treated like i overreacted. GET OVER IT. pah...

 

nissan - nice, if some still aren't nobs

 

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