Not visiting - sent there?

 

I haven't (although I didn't pay a driving fine I got in Ireland once so I'm kind of a bad boy).

 

Edit - that was meant to be an anonymous poll but pressed the wrong button.

 

a) yes

b) no

c) watch it David - I've got your number

 

awww... balls - it doesn't work so well like this

No, never been nor do I want to. Don't think I would cope.

banged up in the cells for a night or 2 when i was a young bad boy but thats about it

........but their are a few ways i could think of to end up up in the nick wiv some of the coonts round my way

my brother is in there now ,he loves it ,but hes out in 3 weeks ,coming to stay with me ,should be interesting

I can well imagine that theres a few members that have been banged in the slammer in here!! :rofl:

I can well imagine that theres a few members that have been banged in the slammer in here!! :rofl:

 

Not got me yet :smash: :dance:

Did think when I ko'ed PC plod I went tooo far..........

Not got me yet :smash: :dance:

You got someone trying to bang you in the slammer then Neil :eek: :eek:

You got someone trying to bang you in the slammer then Neil :eek: :eek:

 

No he hit me 5 times and i said don't do that or I will hit you............hit me some more so he got a :slap: Did cost me 30 quid :rofl: god the court cost is getting a bit high............. :shock:

We talking "police cells" or actually being sentenced to a prison term ?

We talking "police cells" or actually being sentenced to a prison term ?

 

 

Thats what I was wondering.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am only asking for a friend ;)

Anybody whose done time is never going to admit to it, unless they are proud of it.

Which would be pretty stuipid IMHO

Mind yer own business............... :rofl:

i had to go into wakefield high security prison one day

delivering some plaster boards

obviosly no fork lift (all handball)

had 25 guards and dogs on call because the wagon was too long to hold between the inner and outer gates

once inside they searched my truck then told me to take the keys out and put them in my pocket, while 10 inmates unloaded the truck

i said FOOOOK OFF, you can put them in your own pocket

yes and its not something ill be doing again

Yes,Strangeways,Liverpool,Bedford,Oxford,Haverig,long time back,not proud of it but hey,shit happens.

 

 

Tony :)

Yes,Strangeways,Liverpool,Bedford,Oxford,Haverig,long time back,not proud of it but hey,shit happens.

 

 

Tony :)

 

Don't think they ment as a Prison Warder mate.

 

I once ended up in Style Prison. That was well scary.

 

 

Mate of mine, well his folks used to own Manchester Ashfelt and they had a contract to repair and maintain all Roads and pathways for all HM prisons in NorthWest.

Anyway to cut along story short I ended up working for them for a few months and our crew were working in Style womens prison for Two weeks.

 

The things those women would wave out the windows was unreal, but what they would shouts out of what and they were going to do to you. Well all I can say is I still blush when I think of it.

 

One hot sunny day two of us were working in the Quad. You always had some butch lesbo warder with you at all times. Anyway it was hot and sunny and me and Zully had our shirts off relaying the paths across the quad. It was unreal, every window had a gash, an arse'n gash or a pair of jollies hanging out.

 

The shouts were coming from all angles and it was getting out of hand. Some were even using implements and it must have been too much, because the next thing about 9 or 10 of the women came out the door and while a couple decked the Lesbo warder about 8 of em made a surge for us.

 

Man I run for my life. We're talking some reall hard bitches with major beef curtains and they'd just seen lunch. The problem with quads is they have 4 sides and you can only get out by going through the buildings on either side and that means the doors have to be open. The first set we came to were closed and as we got to the second set more big knockered, thunder thighed, sex starved, tatood munters with faces you could chop sticks on and not leave a mark charged out.

 

I was really starting to brick it and though I was about to get Graped when I was rugby tackled and new this was it. Man that mother was strong She was trying to hold me down and shouting stay still. So of course I kicked punched and bit like a wild animal. All thoughs of poor old Zully had gone. It was every man for himself.

 

The more I kicked and fought the more of these svelt bathing beauties joined in trying to hold me down. Let me assure you none would have looked out of place bathing at the local mud hole in the Serangety.

 

Then someone got hold of my arms and puled me from the writhing mass. I thought those inmates were stong but those Lesbo warders made Arnie look like a beginer. I was well shaken and bruised with my belt undune and thank got for 501's and button fly's. Poor old Zully had his trousers down and undies torn off.

 

Needless to say we went home for the rest of the day and in future in the quad we had to stay covered up and have 4 warders with us.

Three days after this event my mate got caught in the back of the truck with the only good looking bird in the place and by the sound of it she had mistaken him for a devine entity. He was banned from all HM Prisons, which we thought was a hoot and said he had licence for disent with impunity.

 

Not the kind of prison story you were looking for but its true.

Don't think they ment as a Prison Warder mate.

 

I once ended up in Style Prison. That was well scary.

 

 

Mate of mine, well his folks used to own Manchester Ashfelt and they had a contract to repair and maintain all Roads and pathways for all HM prisons in NorthWest.

Anyway to cut along story short I ended up working for them for a few months and our crew were working in Style womens prison for Two weeks.

 

The things those women would wave out the windows was unreal, but what they would shouts out of what and they were going to do to you. Well all I can say is I still blush when I think of it.

 

One hot sunny day two of us were working in the Quad. You always had some butch lesbo warder with you at all times. Anyway it was hot and sunny and me and Zully had our shirts off relaying the paths across the quad. It was unreal, every window had a gash, an arse'n gash or a pair of jollies hanging out.

 

The shouts were coming from all angles and it was getting out of hand. Some were even using implements and it must have been too much, because the next thing about 9 or 10 of the women came out the door and while a couple decked the Lesbo warder about 8 of em made a surge for us.

 

Man I run for my life. We're talking some reall hard bitches with major beef curtains and they'd just seen lunch. The problem with quads is they have 4 sides and you can only get out by going through the buildings on either side and that means the doors have to be open. The first set we came to were closed and as we got to the second set more big knockered, thunder thighed, sex starved, tatood munters with faces you could chop sticks on and not leave a mark charged out.

 

I was really starting to brick it and though I was about to get Graped when I was rugby tackled and new this was it. Man that mother was strong She was trying to hold me down and shouting stay still. So of course I kicked punched and bit like a wild animal. All thoughs of poor old Zully had gone. It was every man for himself.

 

The more I kicked and fought the more of these svelt bathing beauties joined in trying to hold me down. Let me assure you none would have looked out of place bathing at the local mud hole in the Serangety.

 

Then someone got hold of my arms and puled me from the writhing mass. I thought those inmates were stong but those Lesbo warders made Arnie look like a beginer. I was well shaken and bruised with my belt undune and thank got for 501's and button fly's. Poor old Zully had his trousers down and undies torn off.

 

Needless to say we went home for the rest of the day and in future in the quad we had to stay covered up and have 4 warders with us.

Three days after this event my mate got caught in the back of the truck with the only good looking bird in the place and by the sound of it she had mistaken him for a devine entity. He was banned from all HM Prisons, which we thought was a hoot and said he had licence for disent with impunity.

 

Not the kind of prison story you were looking for but its true.

 

I know i should'nt laugh but fook me thats funny :rofl: :rofl:

Anybody whose done time is never going to admit to it, unless they are proud of it.

Which would be pretty stuipid IMHO

i did and ime not, you can never erase the past dude,only live with it. 20 years ago ime very much glad i went,kept me on the right path since ;)

Anybody whose done time is never going to admit to it, unless they are proud of it.

Which would be pretty stuipid IMHO

 

24 year ago I spent 6 month in Barlinnie, Glasgow.

I broke my fathers jaw and he charged me with assault.

 

Not proud of going to prison, but he never ever hit my mum again.

So I reckon it was worth it. (if that makes sense ?)

 

Oh, this is how you spell "stupid" :tongue:

 

Alan.........

Good On You Mate,sometimes Things Have To Be Done,right Or Wrong Dont Come In To It

Good On You Mate,sometimes Things Have To Be Done,right Or Wrong Dont Come In To It

 

Cheers !

 

Kept myself all legal (ish) since ! ;)

 

Would not like a repeat performance. :cry:

 

Alan.......

I know i should'nt laugh but fook me thats funny :rofl: :rofl:

 

I can laugh at it now (and do, because only a dumb ase like me can get into those kind of scraps) but it really was a real bad experience at the time.

 

I know a couple of people that did time and it certainly worked for them, because they haven't gone back again in the last 20 years. Those guys got caught doing some thing stupid in both cases.

 

Some people though, are just serious criminals and prison isn't about a rude awakening it just an occupational hazard.

I do work sometimes in a Cat. A mens and the adjoining female prison:D Puts you off being a naughty boy and there are some very, very clever people in there trust me.

 

Womens prison is mostly full of young D&D reoffenders!

Nope, never been in trouble with the law at all, let along been arrested....let along being banged up in a cell.

 

Would like to spend a day in a prison though to see what it's like.....obviously without comitting an offence.

Spent just over a year working in a Cat A as a Warder. There is some very scary people around. Put me off doing anything that could land me inside.