I have a burman cat and the bloody moggy yowls all fooking night, Wether inside the house or outside and im close to skinning the fooking thing and throwing it in the pot, Any idea's? :headvswal

throwing it in the pot, Any idea's? :headvswal

yeah a nice stew with some garlic potatoes and fried mushrooms HTH :tongue:

is it a tom? if so cut its balls off, should calm it down.

its A Fookin Cat Sell It And Buy Something That Doesnt Moan, Eat, And Sh*t Everywhere

Its had its balls chopped off and her indoors would get shut of me before she would the cat FFS.

im a cat lover mate the best thing to do is teach it to sing or wash the zed if it dont do either try a gag, and if that dont work buy a fooking big dog and see how fit it is

Burn the soles of its feet with a hot crack pipe.

Works with my sisters kids when they come round and get all excited and make loads of noise.

Well thats the problem then...... I'm sure if someone cut your balls off youd walk around all day moaning.. i know i would!!

Does it drink a lot of water

her indoors would get shut of me before she would the cat FFS.

 

 

Thats a result, is`nt it? :D

feed it some fahl, im sure it would lose its voice for a while.... better put plastic sheeting everywhere first though :ROFL:

I dont know....ask a serious question and get loadsa stupid answers. :rolleyes:

I dont know....ask a serious question and get loadsa stupid answers. :rolleyes:

 

 

Well no it was a stupid question. ;)

You may as well ask how to stop the birds singing in the morning, or how to make bees stop buzzing.

Well no it was a stupid question. ;)

You may as well ask how to stop the birds singing in the morning, or how to make bees stop buzzing.

Go on then how do you??? LOL

Let Russ have a look at it :smash: :smash:

Go on then how do you??? LOL

 

 

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