when you empty the ash tray.. :tongue:

 

I estimate nearly 45/50 bhp increase. What a mod, well recommended. :smash:

really??

 

uummm i must empty mine then

 

what about the boot?

 

that must give 200BHP??

 

:dance:

really??

 

uummm i must empty mine then

 

what about the boot?

 

that must give 200BHP??

 

:dance:

 

If your boot is full of ash and fag ends then definately :D

Stop smoking yer car will be faster and you can save money to buy condoms to stop yer seats getting messed up :)

Stop smoking yer car will be faster and you can save money to buy condoms to stop yer seats getting messed up :)

 

Condoms and Z's dont mix.. Thats when the Fiesta Fella's come for you! :tongue:

noooooooo

 

not him!!!

noooooooo

 

not him!!!

 

I don't know what you mean I'm being serious anyway how long do you have to run your condom in before you can go near your girlfriend ?? :)

Foglights - they make your car go faster, increase fuel economy, reduce insurance premiums and of course you will look cooler than Indian ZX........it must be true otherwise boyracers wouldn't use them?

If you really want to go fast with your girlfriend you must use neon condoms. They must be run in for one hour. Only cotton shorts should be used so as not to cause damage to the condom surface as this could lead to bore scoring or possibly failure followed by bore washing. The added bone us of using the neon variety enables you the enjoy the stroboscopic effect which will ensure you have the correct timing and that the components are locating correctly.

 

finally when the Fiesta man cums you'll be able to see where to incert the ignition key for a quick get away with the added bonus of an extra 15 BHP.

neon condoms

:dance: bLiNg :dance:

 

:rofl:

:dance: bLiNg :dance:

 

:rofl:

 

 

ohh FFS! :tongue:

ohh FFS! :tongue:

I figured that by fitting more neons id actually make my car lighter...

 

lol..get it...lighter :rofl:

 

:slap: :(

I figured that by fitting more neons id actually make my car lighter...

 

lol..get it...lighter :rofl:

 

:slap: :(

 

:slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :smash:

hehe...thought you'd like that one...

 

As kylie and donovan once sang...

 

Especially for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :tongue:

I figured that by fitting more neons id actually make my car lighter...

 

lol..get it...lighter :rofl:

 

:slap: :(

 

No it does, in both respects.

1 It gets lighter and

2 The more neons equals more light which increases the exponential push of the car from the ground, hence providing a serious weight reduction that could only be normally achieved by removing all unecessary electrics and ASHTRAYS and giving incredible BHP figures!

No it does, in both respects.

1 It gets lighter and

2 The more neons equals more light which increases the exponential push of the car from the ground, hence providing a serious weight reduction that could only be normally achieved by removing all unecessary electrics and ASHTRAYS and giving incredible BHP figures!

 

So is this to do with the posotronic hyotons caused by the Galactic pull of unstable nebula around the suspected Red Dwafs at the end of the Galatic spiral?

lol...I think so yer :rofl:

lol...I think so yer :rofl:

 

so in effect we're talking about the Red shift and the posibility of warp speed and exceading the speed of light :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Either that or i fiddled with the FluXability Capaciter and it somehow spontaniously combusted to expel an excersense of Gamma rays beyond the dArKsIdE

 

(ps.....I have Cider on the dArKsIdE) :)

stevie you sllllllllllllllag :smash:

:tongue: Greg :tongue:

when you empty the ash tray.. :tongue:

 

I estimate nearly 45/50 bhp increase. What a mod, well recommended. :smash:

You smoke to much. Surprised you can see out the window. 50hp worth of cigarettes.

i took the dead body out of the back of mine so much faster and doesnt smell so much now which is an added bonus

Stuck the skeleton back in the closet then?

for another few months anyway any longer and he starts to complain and kick the door its a pin in the arse to sleep with that thing moaning in the corner