Honey my car wont start, OK darling take mine, I'll look at yours today. Darling your car wont start because you have to put petrol in it! Oh sorry, I like your car, see you later.

 

Arrives at home, temp gauge off the scale and a nice bubbling sound from the engine!

 

Only ripped the bottom hose of the rad exiting Sainsbury bloody carpark!

 

Is it a bit hot darling? A bit hot, a bit hot,(engine rebuild, new turbos?)

 

Just luckiy she is f***ing hot or else I'd be asking if anyone knows a good lawyer!

 

Merry Xmas (humbug)

 

Roy

Big Roy

 

Take solice in the fact that if she left you in the kitchen - the house 'd proberly burn down, if she left you with you the hoover you'd probably have to go to hospital for an attachment removal.

 

There are those things that should remain the sanctaty of women and the same for men.

 

On the bright side look at all the arguments you can now win - just bring this up and its game over.

 

MCZX

Sympathy......upgrade everything and bill her seems fair to me.....

 

Regardz

The price for a new hose will be £150 so just charge her for it Oh and don't let her drive it again

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

I like the way my wife drives my Z.

 

 

She don't.

Get a restainment order so your wife cant fo within 10 feet of the car

 

Sorry to hear it man

 

Stuart

 

 

The funny thing is this year my insurance premium increased So when I say to them Why you F%£$"&^%$* robing Bas$%£"& They say to me it will be reduced if I put my wife on EHHHHH! she is under 25 bla bla,So I add her on my policy,and yes it comes crashing down in price.But the real funny thing is I ain't told her LMFAO and that is 100% the Truth .And that is how it will stay .

 

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My mrs is pestering me for one!!!

Iain my friend, wives, girlfriends and other ner-do-wells have a nasty habit of 'discovering' 300zx.co.uk forums when left alone with the PC and too much free time

 

 

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Glen

:)

Hey Glen mate no need to worry about that ,as I have a cordless mouse and I just hide it LMFAO

 

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Cordless mouse, now theres an idea. LOL

The wifes 35 miles away, & 'T' bird is in house but,!!! Can't reach the pedals (as most of you have seen! ) LOL LOL.

So im pretty safe really,

Group but on a short 'bird'. Who can't even park a pug 205 auto!!! Nuff said the bruses are smarting now

 

harve

When my Wife drove the Z she went down a large pothole and knocked the wheel alignment and balancing out!

JEZ

Originally posted by MAC 1:

Hey Glen mate no need to worry about that ,as I have a cordless mouse and I just hide it LMFAO

 

 

What a class idea. I also have a remote mouse

 

 

When my wife drove my Z she lasted 10 mins before a cop pulled her for doing 90 down a dual carriagway, while undertaking another car on a bend. The cop said he pulled her coz she braked.....he let her off with a telling off! She wont live that one down!

Anyone up for a group buy on a divorce?

 

Actually after fitting a new radiator and hoses, oh! and water pump, in the freezing cold, the Z is now running better than it did before, so if Timmys listening, just get ur other half to cook the engine it works a treat?!?

So you see by all the above posts The only answer is dont let her drive it .BigRoy hope your heads are not damaged with that overheating.

 

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Make sure you get a blowjob or two as compensation too

 

Dylan,

 

Her mates staying over New Years eve, I was hoping for twos up as compensation!

 

Cheers Guys

 

Roy