:mad:

 

bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

This is great entertainment. All the hall marks of a good B movie. Good car, bad driver, races with shit car, only just wins, insults fly everywhere, sex (apparently).

lol...yer..

fook front row on ntl...

im followin this one :rofl:

i dont even think this kid is over the age of 16 let alone old enough to drive a car. a zed needs a real adult behind the wheel not some overstated underrated assclown who is getting the rest of us a bad name who fancies a road trip to his "crib" to show him what a zed really looks like

(damn all we need t do now is cast the bad guys and get a director and were sorted)

sorry can't laugh anymore just P'ed myself

 

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

a zed needs a real adult behind the wheel

will i do im an adult (normally lol)

 

any coont trying to ram me off the road and i will shoot the bastid

will i do im an adult (normally lol)

 

any coont trying to ram me off the road and i will shoot the bastid

 

 

Still looking for another name? indianZXshooter :smash: .

Still looking for another name? indianZXshooter :smash: .

pmsl

I was sposed to be watching a movie and got involved in this shite. Still you got to laugh. Every thread this bloke has posted goes on for an eternity?

Please dont ban him. he makes me pi55 myself and Im funny like that. :shock:

 

Now for the movie.

Um...................

are you sure he wasnt supposed to be saying an rs fiesta lol

 

sory im going to bed

Well if you go out and get some 50p go faster stripes maybe next time your zed will beat the fiest easier LOL

I'm impressed, making love to a bird and being aloud out past 2am...........What a legend!

ooooerrr!!

Are you fully comp? if not you oughta be. lol

well for a guy that seems t be slightly simple he sure has us hooked so maybe infact he is using reverse psycology on us on all and we have fallen into it (reverse oops nope no chance there thats to much like driving) but then again its livened up my sunday evening/night lol so indian keep em coming and we will keeps slapping you down so well done and i hope the view is good down there pmsl

:mad:

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

 

Gutted mate, I had a similar thing happen to me once. I was making mad passionate love to the girl next door in my Reliant Robin when some tw@ts in a milkfloat started to chase me. I nearly pooped my pants trying to get away from them but lost it on a corner and finished up floating in a duck pond :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Gutted mate, I had a similar thing happen to me once. I was making mad passionate love to the girl next door in my Reliant Robin when some tw@ts in a milkfloat started to chase me. I nearly pooped my pants trying to get away from them but lost it on a corner and finished up floating in a duck pond :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :smash:

:rolleyes: Thats it, im selling up!

Dont do that. Tell him to go buy a 200SX, it's faster... that way we get to off load him on to the SXOC lot instead! :dance:

poor fella, how the hell cant he out drive a fiesta?? :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: :p

 

if some twats were after me in the zed i would outdrive any car on the planet :shock: :shock:

 

this means you scooby boys :dance:

Well you know what will be next "t" shirts on e-bay" i shot my load then sh*t in me shorts" a tale of two cars by indianzx (aged 9) :xxx: :mac1:

:mad:

 

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

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Bull5h1t. £10 worth of super unleaded fuel / 25 minutes. He was in the fookin fiesta. :dance:

 

IndianZX last online 23.37. Just after Glenns post. I think he may be a tad upset. Never mind matey. Live long and fiesta.

Well you know what will be next "t" shirts on e-bay" i shot my load then sh*t in me shorts" a tale of two cars by indianzx (aged 9) :xxx: :mac1:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: classic!

best thread yet! i miss these.

I said it before the Z's are going to the chavs!

when i saw this post last night i was too shocked to post a reply....i thought i'd let the pack decide the flavour of response...well i'm in with the majority on this...

 

Indyzx you're miles better off posting this kind of stuff and chatting it over with teen's on ICQ or Yahoo groups or any other number of forums out there...you're storytelling talents are wasted on us....but all the same you've gave us a good laugh....come back and post other stuff by all means....but leg overs and burn up's with chav racers isn't gonna win you any pals on here...still each to their own...anyway if you're gonna crash n burn you're zed in the near future can you try an keep the wing mirrors and autobox intact cos their is always a shortage of them on here.

....... and autobox intact cos their is always a shortage of them on here.

 

 

Sorry bud, he's got a manual Z (no, honest, he really has!)

 

I've met this guy and he is really young to be owning a complicated, expensive to run car like a Z, but he has got hold of a nice one. He is obviously VERY enthusiastic about it (remember how 'in' to things you lot got when you were teens? :tongue: ) but I guess most of his mates are of a similar age, and driving said Fiestas etc. so he's only got them for terms of reference.

 

Having said that, he really should think before posting some of these little gems. And as for shagging in car parks at 2:00am - I thought you were holding down 2 jobs to pay for the Z, so what are you doing outside work huh!??!? :smash: :) :tongue: :p

1. werent you lot ever 19..

 

2. did you never shag in your car at that age...

 

3. I was loving every girl possible in my metro turbo! :cool:

 

4.wouldnt you have bought your dream car even if it had left you skint for the rest of the month or not much money to mod etc

 

5. dont ****ing tell me that if some XR2i tries it on with ya you dont give it some especially if hes got some nice young fresh birds in his car looking at you wishing they was in your car!

 

6..hes half the age of you guys remember that and young lads talk absolute shit..I know Im only 22...

 

7. young lads are gullible youve got the world to learn on how people will take advantage rip you off lie to you..

 

now if he talks shit.. just tell him hes talking shit and have a laugh about it,,

 

 

I KNOW YOU LOT ARE THE MOST SENSIBLE CHILDISH IMATURE 20-60 YEAR OLDS OUT THERE SO LESS OF THE FERRARI OWNERS SHIT!

 

chris :)