:mad:

 

bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD??

 

Oh dear Lord....what are you like....I think the true story is....you're into 'dogging' and because you wouldn't play ball with your chavy mates in said Fester, they got the hump and chased you in your Datsun Cherry.....you didn't have ABS...as the car is too old and your Dad won't replace it...and nearly hit the curb...am I right? ;)

 

Oh, BTW,........

 

 

 

 

Just take care.

 

 

:)

And they say women are bitchy.. FFS!

Anyone else wanna tear a strip off this poor lad!

Just read through this and what a laugh but you really are taking it too seriously, hes young, owns a nice car and possibly got a shag in it as well, good on ya, as for racing other cars, although you need some lessons if you cant beat a Fiesta take it easy, its a powerful car and we dont want to read about you wrapping it round a lampost and possibly hurting yourself bud. Im old but can still just about remember what it was like to be young. I had to "court" :rolleyes: in a Mk 1 Escort, at least your shag mobile has a bit of style.

FFS what car did you all have when you were 19!

 

not a fecking twin turbo 300zx..(manual aswell)

 

you mostly all need to get your head from up where the sun dont shine...

 

go and post on a tvr cerbera sight that you own a 300zx and theyll fecking laugh at ya!

 

to most its a 14 year old car which costs a mere 4-7 thousand pounds or so

 

which is nothing in our modern society of high flyers,

FFS what car did you all have when you were 19!

 

not a fecking twin turbo 300zx..(manual aswell)

 

you mostly all need to get your head from up where the sun dont shine...

 

go and post on a tvr cerbera sight that you own a 300zx and theyll fecking laugh at ya!

 

to most its a 14 year old car which costs a mere 4-7 thousand pounds or so

 

which is nothing in our modern society of high flyers,

 

ooh! 'ark at her!! :p

 

sorry, but if you dont want the p!ss ripped out of you, then dont post shite like that IMO :rolleyes:

If people are trying to ram you off the road or nick your car, I'd call the police.

 

go and post on a tvr cerbera sight that you own a 300zx and theyll fecking laugh at ya!

 

 

Not if they were at Bruntingthorpe yesterday they wouldnt be laffing, not one went by me, but i went by loads!!

 

 

Ohhh and its only banter FFS so maybe you oughta get your head out yer arse and stop talking like you own a TVR!!

:smash:

Anyway.....thought he was 19....

 

2000 pounds for a 21 no ncb driving for 3 years on A nissan 300zx twin turbo L reg. 1500 3rd party which im not going to take. i'm surprised because i remember my last quote was for 2600 dont know why. i have saved the quote and now the insurance company can't go back on their word. :hyper:

FFS what car did you all have when you were 19!

 

not a fecking twin turbo 300zx..(manual aswell)

 

you mostly all need to get your head from up where the sun dont shine...

 

go and post on a tvr cerbera sight that you own a 300zx and theyll fecking laugh at ya!

 

to most its a 14 year old car which costs a mere 4-7 thousand pounds or so

 

which is nothing in our modern society of high flyers,

 

 

I had a 5.2l station wagon at 16 in the u.s and a rally 200 vespa (tuned to do bout 85mph) at 17 i had the second fastest registered 50cc vespa in the u.k (Norrie Kerr had the fastest at 90mph, mine only did 78mph) at 18 i had a tuned 550 katana that did bout 140mph, (gas flowed and ported in london), then went down to a crappy xr3i then at 19 had a sierra xr4x4 2.8i first oversized with a couple of extra mods (now thats a car you can shag in)

BLAH BLAH BLAH.........if this guy is genuine then my opologies for anything that i have sed to offend but if he and his car cause stories like that (slightly unbelievable) then maybe its time to move from the area he lives in or get a minder :D :D

I had a 5.2l station wagon at 16 in the u.s and a rally 200 vespa (tuned to do bout 85mph) at 17 i had the second fastest registered 50cc vespa in the u.k (Norrie Kerr had the fastest at 90mph, mine only did 78mph) at 18 i had a tuned 550 katana that did bout 140mph, (gas flowed and ported in london), then went down to a crappy xr3i then at 19 had a sierra xr4x4 2.8i first oversized with a couple of extra mods (now thats a car you can shag in)

BLAH BLAH BLAH.........if this guy is genuine then my opologies for anything that i have sed to offend but if he and his car cause stories like that (slightly unbelievable) then maybe its time to move from the area he lives in or get a minder :D :D

 

I had a Kawasaki Z900 at 18 and a Capri 3000 Ghia.

You dont need to appologise for what you said. At the end of the day read hes threads and decide if anyone can have that much happen to him (outside of a soap opera) he chats 5hit and gets it back. If he wants respect he has got to earn it. Saying what he has isnt going to do that is it? I know what happens if you say something others dont believe. I soon shut TF Up. Although my car is the fastest shaggin waggon in the world :smash: Its all because:

 

"thats entertainment"

a few posts dont look like banter to me, reads a bit snobbish TBH.

 

like I said we own 5k cars not 60k thats far from head up my ass chunk

Grow some balls and get out the car, smack the shit out of them, then finish off the job...

as i see it, you had a crap night

1. you got scared by a fiesta boy

2. you couldnt lose a fiesta or an astra

3.you nearly trashed your car

4. you didnt even manage to finish your Mrs

 

 

So, how do you top that ? you tell the entire chuffing world.....

Im thinking of getting a fiesta too so i can thrash a zed :dance:

you mostly all need to get your head from up where the sun dont shine...

 

thats far from head up my ass chunk

 

I think he's just returning your compliment mate....after you thought everyone else has their heads up their arses....;)

just got in from work and saw this thread.......fell off my chair,he does come out with amusing threads......cant wait for the next one....

if some1 was after my 300 i get the missus to call the old bill and drive like the bloody wind!!!

 

19 year old with a 300zx?

 

thats TOTAL *****CKS

 

i only just got insurance on 1 and im 25

 

anyway back to the thread

 

this is awesome

please please tell me this is wazza returned and doing a new wind up

please please tell me this is wazza returned and doing a new wind up

LOL!! i had wondered!!! :rofl:

Grow some balls and get out the car, smack the shit out of them, then finish off the job...

as i see it, you had a crap night

1. you got scared by a fiesta boy

2. you couldnt lose a fiesta or an astra

3.you nearly trashed your car

4. you didnt even manage to finish your Mrs

 

 

So, how do you top that ? you tell the entire chuffing world.....

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Maybe he should do the next Mastercard ad!

PRICELESS!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Maybe he should do the next Mastercard ad!

PRICELESS!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Maybe he should do the next Mastercard ad!

PRICELESS!

 

FPSML!! :dance:

hmmmm, oh indy? where are you?

 

seriously mate, take heed to some of the wise words that have ben said on here -

 

your young and by the sounds of it - niave (sp), posts like that are just going to wind people up - leave that sort of talk for your mates, they'll love it.

 

remember that a large proportion of the peeps on here are older, therefore more mature and have heard all the bullshit before.

 

if you are 19, and havnt driven a car like this before ffs be careful - its a beast and if you cant handle it, might be the wrong car for you.

 

i got mine at 21 and drove it like it was made of glass when i first got it - the most expensive thing ive ever bought - and gradually got faster as i got more used to it. yeah your mates will take the piss cos youve got a fast car that you dont drive fast, but youll learn how to drive it a lot better than just blasting round the streets till you stove it into a wall.

 

this place is a aladdins cave for info asnd help on the zed - use it, dont abuse it.

 

19 year old with a 300zx?

 

thats TOTAL *****CKS

 

 

Mark, I'm 21 and have had a TT zed for almost 2 years :dance:

It's a rare thing mate...

 

I agree though, it is a beast and it will catch you out sooner or later if you drive it like a loony everwhere... please be careful, all joking aside.

 

But I think this is a wind up... just for the record :)