:mad:

 

bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

get a life mate this is supposed t be a sensible forum if you dont have better things to talk about dont post anything

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what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

 

take to using a bed much more comfortable, how the fook do you shag IN a zed??? on top yea but it it :p

 

you were probably parked in there favourite dogging spot :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Thats it, im selling up!

:dance: hahaha :slap:

:ttiwwop:

:ttiwwop:

thats all the 4 guys were trying to show him the pics they had been taking for the last 10 mins :rofl: :rofl:

what shud i do now.

 

1 - learn how to spell

 

2 - learn how to drive, esp if you cant outrun a fookin fiesta :rolleyes:

how the fook do you shag IN a zed??? on top yea but it it :p

 

lol thats what I was thinking

1 - learn how to spell

 

2 - learn how to drive, esp if you cant outrun a fookin fiesta :rolleyes:

 

 

:cool: :rofl:

you were probably parked in there favourite dogging spot :rolleyes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tit.

FPMSL... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No..Really... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

are you for real??

lol.....

 

:rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl:

I got plenty more where that came from.

 

Grrrr.

Sounds more like he was having sex with himself :xxx: while playing on his Game Boy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Booo!!! You scared now lol.... :dance:

 

You can certainly spin a fookin yarn mate. Normally we are very receptive to new users but come on. what do you expect. Are you really a ZED owner or just a kid out for a laugh? Bunk ups in a zed races with fiestas and pug 106's. this is a 300ZX forum mate not a 100SX site. :xxx:

Booo!!! You scared now lol.... :dance:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Classic

FPMSL....even more...just seen vinis psp

i somehow dont believe this guy actually owns a zed unlike the rest of us who use this forum as it should be this guy is being a p***k and should be kicked from the forum and banned for life and yes mr indian zed complain about me if you like but i also am a new zed owner but unlike yourself have proven myself not only by attending a show with my car but posting pics on here and not acting like a complete toser. my suggestion to you is sit back think about how stupid you are beging to look and then when you finally realise the errors of your ways appologise to the mature users of this forum and then dont come back

 

 

ps sorry if i have upset anyone other than indian zx but i will not tollerate fools

i somehow dont believe this guy actually owns a zed unlike the rest of us who use this forum as it should be this guy is being a p***k and should be kicked from the forum and banned for life and yes mr indian zed complain about me if you like but i also am a new zed owner but unlike yourself have proven myself not only by attending a show with my car but posting pics on here and not acting like a complete toser. my suggestion to you is sit back think about how stupid you are beging to look and then when you finally realise the errors of your ways appologise to the mature users of this forum and then dont come back

 

 

ps sorry if i have upset anyone other than indian zx but i will not tollerate fools

 

 

No mate you carry on you took the words right out of my mouth. He cant subscribe coz hes dad wont give him the £20.

This is great entertainment. All the hall marks of a good B movie. Good car, bad driver, races with shit car, only just wins, insults fly everywhere, sex (apparently).